Steve hated Halloween. He hated dressing up. He hated Big Al's Pizza Emporium. All three had conspired to have him standing in the street dressed as a furry Frankenstein's Monster holding a placard that read: 'Big Al's Pizza Emporium: Halloween Special - All You Can Eat For £5' He couldn't get to the irritating itch on … Continue reading HALLOWEEN SPECIAL


Bill and Trevor stared at the unwanted trailer and the selection of large orange oblate spheroids within it. 'Who attaches a trailer to the back of a pickup anyway? How was I to know?' Trevor moaned. 'This time of year, apparently, it's the local pumpkin farmer.' Bill paused. 'Hide the pickup in the back. We'll … Continue reading DO PUMPKINS SINK OR FLOAT?