SCRAP METAL

The thing weighs a tonne, almost broke the table when I finally hefted it onto it.

Got some buttons on it. Give one a tap and it makes a pleasing ‘clack’.

Letters on them. Some sort of coding device?

Nowhere to plug it in, can’t see an on button.

Bit at the top slides side to side, doesn’t seem to do much else.

Scratch my head and stare at it. It stares back, useless.

The metal will probably be worth something. Could barter with it at the market.

Pick up the hammer and smile. I enjoy this part.


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Copyright Jeff Arnold

Written for Friday Fictioneers hosted by Rochelle Wisoff-Fields (more details HERE). The idea is to write a short story of 100 words based on the photo prompt (above).

To read stories of 100 words based on this week’s prompt, visit HERE.


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92 responses to “SCRAP METAL”

  1. Yep, remove paper from our lives and what else has to go. Cyber space is void of reality.

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    1. Thanks James – cyber space is certainly a strange, strange place!

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  2. A clever evocation of a modern’s incomprehension at old technology

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  3. Put down the hammer… 😀

    We might be needing these beautiful machines again…

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    1. I think that would be the end of my writing career – imagine us all trying to type and not having autocorrect or the delete button! 🙂

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      1. no delete… oh horror…

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      2. No Autocorrupt? Horror!

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  4. He couldn’t find the on button, but the story was right on.

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    1. Thank you Anthony 😉

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  5. Dear Iain,

    What did we do before word processors. Copy and paste is my friend. But oh, please don’t take a hammer to that beautiful relic. 😉

    Shalom,

    Rochelle

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    1. I too am glad to write in the era of Microsoft Word! Thanks Rochelle, stay safe 🙂

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  6. No charging point!
    What does an ignorant person do with this device. There’s not even the operating manual close by 🙂
    Take care.

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    1. Ha, thanks Anita – imagine typewriters needing to come with instructions! Stay safe 🙂

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  7. I loved typing on these but to go back to them …. no, think I’ll stick with my laptop 🙂

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  8. I have several of these around and use them often. It’s an amazingly durable design. At the Writer’s Museum in Chicago they have a table of different machines, and it’s endlessly entertaining to see young people try to figure them out.

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  9. I still have a Smith Corona. It’s not electric and my kids do know what it is, but I doubt my grandchildren will have any idea what it is. They don’t use them in school and it’s not something you see with any regularity. I remember those typing classes so well along with the onion paper we used to use. So many changes.

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  10. You must be a bundle of fun in an antique shop, Iain!
    Entertaining take.

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  11. I remember typing out my husband’s degree dissertation on an electronic typewriter – quite a move on from the one in the photograph, but still, it took hours and I had very little margin for error. Retyped several pages more than once. Oh, to have had a laptop and printer back then!
    Not sure my fingers could take going back to those days – the keys on a manual typewriter are really hard on your hands, especially when you’re used to a laptop keyboard. Great story Iain. Really nice to hear so many people are reading your books too 🙂

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    1. Thanks Lynn, been quite an astonishing couple of days with so many books downloaded… hopefully the same readers will come back when they have to pay a couple of quid, but so nice to finally see more people finding the books! Thankfully, by the time I reached Uni, computers were commonplace – don’t think I would have started writing novels if we were still on typewriters! Hope you are staying safe 🙂

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      1. So glad you’ve had a lot of downloads. Long may they continue

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      2. I suspect when they are no longer free, the downloads will dry up pretty quickly! But it’s good to know they’re being read by a few more people.

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      3. It’s what most of us do this for, isn’t it, to be read? Of course, a comfortable living out of it might be nice, but let’s not get carried away 🙂

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      1. You’re welcome

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  12. That’s real wicked. Nice one!👌👌👌
    Hope everything is fine in your area

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    1. Thank you. Hope you are well and safe too. In lockdown around here, but I still have to go to work and it is very quiet…!

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      1. Go to work ☹️
        Thats awful!
        We are fine by God’s grace.
        Lock down just began.
        But we are ok

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      2. Take care and stay safe.

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  13. Clueless. Its funny–but not really– how what used to be the stuff of fortunes lies on the scrapheap, today. You did a good job of conveying his eagerness to destroy it.

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    1. Whatever else changes, we all have a destructive streak just waiting to be unleashed! 🙂

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  14. Noooooo! This ex-antique dealer’s worst nightmare. 🙂

    Susan A Eames at
    Travel, Fiction and Photos

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    1. It happens to the best of things! 😉

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  15. Great fun! I love a story where I want to jump in and grab the main character and shout NO! My late brother was an old school two-finger typing journalist, trained in the olden days (the eighties) – god he used to bang his computer keyboard!

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    1. Haha, I know a few like that too! 🙂

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  16. Aw, poor old typewriter! I was in a town down the road this week and noticed a store, old and dark, with the sign “Typewriter Repair” hanging out front. There have to be some good stories inside those walls!

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    1. Not much call for that business anymore!

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  17. It is frightening to think how many “things” we know and love would disappear if there was no one to care what they were or what they once did. On the other hand, sometimes watching “Collectors” on TV gives me a headache, especially when the collector has passed away and the family is stuck with the decision — this all meant so much to him but it means nothing but used-up space to us. I love old typewriters, but my grandchildren would hardly know what to do with a carriage-return. Already.

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    1. If you can see past the sentimental value the decision become much easier, but it’s not so easy to just throw away all those memories.

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  18. If it’s not a collector’s piece it’s better of as scrap metal.

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    1. We have to learn to let go of some things as the planet runs out of resources.

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    1. Some people are just not writers! 😉

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  19. I had one of those! Now people are taking them apart and using the pieces for other crafts. Just downloaded State of Denial. Thanks for the reminder!

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    1. Great stuff, really hope you like it – do give it a review or let me know what you think 🙂

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  20. I love the way you flipped the stereotypical “uncivilized” person and the futuristic “civilized” person. Still quick to smash what we don’t understand.

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    1. It’s the best way.

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  21. Noooooooo! But really… those buggers are so hard to use. Great way to force yourself to think before you type, and to become an excellent typo-free typist…

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    1. I would never have survived!

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  22. Oh no! Not the most useful device these days, mind.

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    1. Can’t carry it around with you for a start.

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  23. Strange how it’s easier to wonder at the marvel o the engineering of the old typewriter than at the methods at our disposal today. Good angle.

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    1. I can’t think we will ever hold our old laptops in such high regard as the antique typewriters.

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      1. How can we, when they just stop working when the technology moves on? But things like old cars and typewriters work fine as long as we have parts [or can make them].

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  24. I saw a frame with rods and beads on it the other day. Someone said it was a calculator! What?

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  25. I wonder how many priceless items have been destroyed because someone didn’t know what they were! Great take.

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    1. And of course they won’t be missed until they’re gone. Thanks Clare.

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  26. I really enjoyed the slick way you told that story. And the last line is great!

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  27. Noooo!! Great story-telling but it’s a horror one.

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  28. darn, i could only imagine hemingway helplessness watching from the other side. 🙂

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    1. I bet Hemingway took a hammer to a few objects in his time – maybe even a typewriter of two!

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      1. i wouldn’t be surprised. i read about his being a perfectionist. 🙂

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  29. Noooooooo not the typewriter!
    Well done Iain… I think there are some kids today who would have no idea how to use one. Let alone that there is no backspace to fix errors or ctrl z

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    1. I’ll be honest, I would struggle! Thanks Laurie

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  30. I well remember my first typewriter, such wish that I had kept it. Put that hammer away, please.

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    1. Needs must I’m afraid, out with the old…!

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  31. Outrageous destruction of a bygone icon, Iain. Does his ignorance know no bounds? Certain things, however useless, can never be destroyed, they must be put in the loft and never looked at but handed down from generation to generation.

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    1. I bet a lot of those lofts will be getting a good clear out over the next few weeks. I wonder what gems will be discovered.

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  32. No. No. Maxwell. Not the hammer on such a wonderful object of antiquity.
    Where is your sense of history? Curiosity. Appreciation of the unusual?
    Listen Thor. Put it away. Now.

    Randy

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  33. Typewriters love them or hate them, and they do weigh a tonne.

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  34. I love these old machines, but sometimes it’s about practicality and repurposing I suppose. Sounds like he needs the money from the scrap metal to live. Creative take, Iain! Take care!

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    1. Thank you Brenda, hope you’re safe and well too.

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  35. Oh, how easy it is to forget and sometimes lose the arts of yesterday.

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    1. So many beautiful bits of machinery have been forgotten.

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  36. Your story drew me in, the man’s appraisal of the machine objectively fair, til the word ‘hammer’. Then I felt indignant, judgemental, angry — poor typewriter !

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  37. Aww poor typewriter 😂

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  38. I suspect our not-so-distant ancestors would also laugh at us for having no idea how to use the commonplace items in their time. Nice take.

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    1. Oh yes, this is not exclusive to any single generation, it happens to all over time.

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