ATTACK OF THE KILLER CHICKENS

‘Do you know the closest living relative of the dinosaur is?’

Margarita sighed as little Nino stumbled through his favourite fact, delivered with glee every morning when they collected the eggs.

‘No, what is it?’ she played along.

‘The chicken!’ The boy laughed and started chasing after the group of hens in the yard, roaring like a T-Rex.

She smiled watching him. ‘Leave them alone, Nino,’ she called.

The sun peaked over the horizon. She blinked, taking in the warm rays.

Nino’s scream made her jump. She looked back and saw him fall, blood spraying from his jugular.

The chickens turned to look at her.


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Copyright Todd Foltz

Written for Friday Fictioneers hosted by Rochelle Wisoff-Fields (more details HERE). The idea is to write a short story of 100 words based on the photo prompt (above). I’m not sure where this piece of nonsense came from, but there you have it!

To read stories of 100 words based on this week’s prompt, visit HERE.


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95 responses to “ATTACK OF THE KILLER CHICKENS”

  1. Poor Nino,he should have been more careful.

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    1. No one expects chickens to turn deadly! Thanks for reading.

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  2. There’s a great Australian horror movie called Night of the Lepus, about an attack of 60 ft high killer bunny rabbits. Maybe you should get in touch with the producers and float this idea

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    1. It’s got classic B-movie written all over it…in blood.

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  3. Ha ha, I guess they forgot the pecking order.

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  4. Dear Iain,

    Sounds like you’re channeling your inner Hitchcock. This put me in mind of The Birds, one of the most terrifying movies of the 1960’s. I guess those chickens were fed up with Nino. Fine feathered story.

    Shalom,

    Rochelle

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    1. Thanks Rochelle – we’ve taken advantage of the chickens for too long!

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      1. The fact is, they will eat each other. 😉 And they’re really good roasted over and open fire.

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  5. Reminds me of Monty Python’s Killer White Rabbit.
    Margarita needs a Holy Hand-grenade!

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    1. Ha, a classic, and a welcome compliment!

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  6. Good grief, I didn’t know whether to laugh or scream!😂

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    1. Laugh, scream, then run!

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  7. Oh my gosh! Dark… twisted – I love it!

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    1. The first of many victims.

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      1. Indeed. That’s a frightening reality

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  8. Chickens are attacking & taking revenge.
    Acting like a TRex is dangerous.
    Hope Nino is okay.

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  9. I never expected the chicken to be deadly.

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    1. You need to watch out for them chickens, you never know when they might turn! 😉

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      1. Now I will. 🤪

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  10. I used to be henpecked but nothing like that, thankfully.

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    1. Count yourself lucky Keith!

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  11. I knew the chickens would turn on us eventually! 😀

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    1. They’re just waiting for the right moment!

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      1. Yes, they had to cross the road first. 😀

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  12. Dunno if you’ve seen the clip of Werner Herzog talking about Chickens. Well worth a look. This story put me in mind of it.

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    1. Not seen that one, but anything Werner has to say about most things is always interesting!

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  13. Maybe Maggie had the right idea then when she avoided peeing in the garden when we had our little flock of 4 as they pecked her bum. 🙂

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    1. I think Maggie was right! 🙂

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  14. I imagine that look was simply a precursor of her own fate. Great idea.

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    1. She is next on their hit list. Thanks Sandra.

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  15. Glad I don’t live on a farm raising chickens.

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    1. Nowhere is safe 😉

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  16. Which, by the way, I was going to have chicken for dinner tonight 🙂

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  17. Whoa! And that’s how it begins. I guess the ‘dinosaurs’ decided they had waited long enough. 😉

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    1. Evolution in reverse – rise of the chickens!

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  18. I’ve always tried to warn people about the killer chickens

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  19. Ending caught me by surprise. I loved it!

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  20. I enjoy a good twist. Nicely done.

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    1. Thank you Michele 🙂

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  21. Wow! That was gory. I will never look at chickens in the same way.

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    1. Best not to make eye contact with them at all.

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  22. Roosters would go for the jugular if they could jump that high. And like Rochelle said, they’d eat you if you were dead on the ground. Now that I’ve out-horrored your story, let me say I loved that demented twist 🙂

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  23. Now that took a turn!!
    So not like MY chickens, eh?

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    1. The exact opposite in fact! 🙂

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  24. I’m impressed that you took that serene picture and came up with something violent and bloody.

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    1. I have no idea where it came from.

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      1. That dark recess of the imagination that only shows itself when you’re not looking for it. I wish I could find it at will, but the harder I try the better it hides.

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  25. Its a great bit of nonsense Iain, funny and I didn’t expect the final killer line. Bloody excellent!!

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  26. Is it okay to say that your story is awful?!?!

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    1. Yes, but don’t let the chickens hear you.

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  27. free-range chickens can be deadly if you’re not careful. 🙂

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    1. This is just the beginning.

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  28. Despite the title, I wasn’t expecting that! Looks like the chickens haven’t forgotten their roots…

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    1. And they’re returning to them.

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  29. Haha I was expecting T-Rex to hatch…

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    1. I did almost go that way, but I thought it would be better to let the chickens have their moment!

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  30. Gosh! That turned to horror pretty quickly. Well done!

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  31. My husband put out a row of eggs this morning ~ planning something grand for breakfast. Now I’m kinda looking at them through the corner of my eye! Who knows what lurks inside!

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    1. Don’t take your eye off them!

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  32. What a drastic way to deal with a mischievous child.

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    1. Chickens often go to extremes.

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  33. What, this could be the opening of a James Herbert novel. There is the developing menace from the most unusual of creatures – chickens.

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    1. Not familiar with James Herbert – but it’s true, people underestimate the humble chicken.

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  34. I liked your piece of nonsense Iain. Nicely done!

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  35. Oh shit Iain… I was thinking this was such a sweet moment. What a terrifying end!

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    1. Gotta love that reaction from a reader 🙂

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  36. Smiling and nodding along and then, WHAT?

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    1. No one expects the chickens to attack.

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  37. Chickens can be quite aggressive, I’ve heard!

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    1. Don’t underestimate them!

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  38. I liked the ending. There is a movie here, Jurassic Chicken Park maybe? They have already made the movie Poultrygeist: night of the chicken dead.

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    1. I can’t say I’ll be rushing out to see that one

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  39. Dinosaurs in disguise of chicken. Poor Nino was right.

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    1. More than he realised 🙂

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  40. Dayum…that caught me off guard!

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    1. Ha, thanks Dawn 🙂

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  41. Oh no, the chickens have reverted to type. Reminds me of ‘Night of the Lepus,’ a horror film about giant killer rabbits. The problem was, however close up you take your camera shot and from whatever angle, they are still twitchy nosed, furry things and hold no terror at all. I laughed all the way through it.

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    1. Ha, yes, hard to make a rabbit look too threatening!

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  42. Who knew that chickens could be as dangerous as dinosaurs? Nino did!
    Enjoyed this silly story, which is uncharacteristic of you. 🙂

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      1. You’re welcome. 🙂

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