IAIN KELLY

CHRISTMAS DINNER

Bill forked the last of the fresh hay into the feeder. He patted the damp horses and headed back to the house through the thick falling snow.

As he stomped his feet at the door, Maude hung up the ‘phone.

‘That was Jessie. Their flight has been cancelled. They won’t be able to get here until Boxing Day now,’ she said.

Bill grunted. ‘Roads are all closed too.’

Maude looked aghast. ‘But I haven’t got anything in for Christmas dinner yet. What are we going to eat?’

Maude paused and contemplated the horses gathered round the feeder, then looked to Bill with a raised eyebrow.

‘Don’t even think about it,’ he answered.


horses-in-snow
© Rochelle Wisoff-Fields

Written as part of the Friday Fictioneers challenge hosted by Rochelle Wisoff-Fields (more details HERE). The idea is to write a short story of 100 words based on the photo prompt (above).

To read more stories based on this week’s prompt, visit HERE.

90 responses to “CHRISTMAS DINNER”

  1. neilmacdon Avatar

    The age-old confrontation between sentiment and necessity

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Needs must for a good meal at Christmas… 🙂

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  2. Sandra Avatar

    I’m not even going to think about it. 😦 Nice one.

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Thanks Sandra 🙂

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  3. rochellewisoff Avatar

    Dear Iain,

    That’s a Christmas dinner I don’t want to think about either. Good, if not bleak, one.

    Shalom,

    Rochelle

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Thanks Rochelle. I suppose if you were a guest for Christmas dinner and you didn’t know what you were eating, would you be able to tell what meat it was….? 🙂

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  4. sailajaP14 Avatar

    Oh my! The conflict is deep! Well written, Iain, it’s a choice no one would want to make. Couldn’t they fast?

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      I think fasting would be a much better idea! 🙂 Thanks for reading.

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  5. Henrietta Watson Avatar

    A very good story. Thanks for sharing!

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Many thanks.

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      1. Henrietta Watson Avatar

        You are welcome!

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  7. ceayr Avatar

    Neat story, Iain.
    Personally I don’t see that horse is much different from pig, lamb, rabbit, frog, etc.

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      It’s all meat from a dead animal, I agree. Many thanks.

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    2. seekeroftruthweb Avatar

      Eating horsemeat, while common in some countries, is highly taboo in USA. (In fact, selling horsemeat for human consumption is prohibited by law.)

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      1. ceayr Avatar

        Many of us do not live in the USA and, as I say above, see little or no difference between the animals we choose or choose not to eat.
        Why the phobia in the USA?
        Does it date back to the days when horse theft was a hanging offence, perhaps?

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      2. seekeroftruthweb Avatar

        I have no clue where this comes from.

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  8. prettyflyforawhitemom Avatar

    So hungry I could eat a…. no. I couldn’t… but Maude apparently has no qualms about it.. Lol. Nice twist.

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Many thanks 🙂 I think Maude feels a good Christmas is more important than anything else!

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  9. Siobhan McNamara Avatar

    Let’s hope they’re not snowed in for too long! I love how much we learn about each of them in so few words

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Thanks Siobhan, very kind. I wonder how long they would go before desperation forced them to do it!

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  10. Rowena Avatar

    Iain, very well thought out story and I’m calling out to those poor horses: “Run!!!”
    I struggled to get started with this photo prompt. I’m Australian and although we do have a few snow areas, I live in Sydney and snow’s a very foreign thing. Struggled to get into the scene but I was really pleased with how it worked out in the end.
    I htink I might by-pass their place for Christmas lunch!
    xx Rowena

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Thanks Rowena. Funnily enough a different flash fiction I wrote yesterday for a different prompt involved Christmas in the southern hemisphere and a lack of snow. I saw this prompt and it was such a nice scene I immediately thought ‘what’s the worst that can happen here?’ Not sure what that says about me! Thanks again, look forward to reading your effort.

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  11. Dahlia Avatar

    Three cheers for Bill!

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Ha, yes, he’s not going to let that happen!

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  12. J Hardy Carroll Avatar

    I recall the pilot of The Waltons had a similar story. It was based on an Earl Hamner story called The Homecoming. Nicely told.

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Can’t say I’m familiar with either of those, although hard to imagine something so controversial happening in The Waltons! Thanks.

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  13. shehannemoore Avatar

    Brilliantly told

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Thanks Shehanne 🙂

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  14. Al Avatar

    It’s been in burgers for a while now and people haven’t noticed the difference. That did make me laugh. Thanks Iain.

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Glad I gave you a laugh. Yes, the horse meat scandal from a clue of years ago was on mind. As others have said though, it’s all just meat in the end… 🙂

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  15. laurelwolfelives Avatar

    Couldn’t they have caught a wild rabbit or turkey or something? Wah, wah, wah.
    I have actually heard that horse meat is in hamburgers. THAT’S why I have never had a fast food hamburger!

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  16. lingeringvisions by Dawn Avatar

    I think I would rather have a can of soup!

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      I’m sure there must be something in a cupboard they can have!

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  17. Alicia Jamtaas Avatar

    I was afraid that was what she was thinking. Somehow horse for Christmas seems totally unappealing. Fun take on the prompt.

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Thanks Alicia, very unappealing, glad you saw the funny side 🙂

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  18. Jade M. Wong Avatar

    Nooo, not the horses! Not the horses, Iain! Lol, fun story, but I do wonder what they will eventually settle on for Christmas dinner.

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      I don’t think Bill will let her get at the horses! Thanks Jade.

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  19. Liz Young Avatar

    She can’t have been serious? And there’s probably heaps of stuff in the freezer, living out of town.

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Well, needs must… Thanks for reading 🙂

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  20. Björn Rudberg (brudberg) Avatar

    And now I can only think about how Viking’s used to eat horse meat for midwinter feast… maybe they will look tasty after a few days.

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Certainly plenty of times in history, many of them desperate, that horses have provided food. I wonder at what point in history it became wrong to eat horse but okay to eat sheep, cow, pig.

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      1. Björn Rudberg (brudberg) Avatar

        Actually I have heard that part of the reason was part of heathens being christened… horsemeat was connected to Norse religion.

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  21. michael1148humphris Avatar
    michael1148humphris

    I hope she do not look at him next.😋

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      That’s true, if not the horses, then what? 🙂

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  22. Sascha Darlington Avatar

    Interesting twist! Well done.

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Thanks Sascha.

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  23. Louise Taylor Avatar

    Oh no! I’m with Bill all the way!

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Most people seem to be… 🙂

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  24. plaridel Avatar

    but, of course, she was only kidding.

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      I hope so…

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  25. draliman Avatar

    To be fair, we’ve been unwittingly eating horse meat in ready meals for years…
    Nice one!

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      It’s all meat… Thanks 🙂

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  26. wmqcolby Avatar

    Hee-hee-hee-heeee! Diabolically good, Iain.

    Five out of five Hi-yo, Silvers.

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  27. rgayer55 Avatar

    I’ve often heard the expression, “I’m so hungry I could eat a horse,” but I’ve never known anyone to take it literally–until now. 🙂
    Good one, Iain.

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Somethings are more important – like a good meal at Christmas. Thanks

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  28. Caerlynn Nash Avatar
    Caerlynn Nash

    Then again… if you didn’t plan ahead… you just might deserve to eat… let’s say hay (not the alternative). 🙂

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Haha, that would be the ultimate punishment for not planning dinner properly!

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  29. creatingahome Avatar

    Oh my this does not need a second thought or does it?

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Maybe if they were really desperate it might!

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  30. TraceyDelaplainMD.com Avatar

    Neigh
    Eat vegetables.
    Cute story,
    Tracey

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Hope she’s got a supply of vegetables too. Thanks Tracey

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  31. paulmclem Avatar
    paulmclem

    Pizza?

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Don’t know if they deliver…

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  32. NK Avatar

    Clever.

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar
  33. Laurie Bell Avatar

    Damn I’m with him! Ha ha this was a good one. Very amusing, might be good the guests will be late

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      They might be glad they missed it…

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  34. mandibelle16 Avatar
    mandibelle16

    No Maude! You cannot eat the horses. They are like pets! Anything which is a pet is off limits. Lol. Funny ending Ian. Great write!

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Thanks Mandi, a bit of fun, no horses were harmed 🙂

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      1. mandibelle16 Avatar
        mandibelle16

        Haha I know. My Dad often visits China for work. They eat dogs and cats in some places and to me that’s awful. It’s not like that everywhere, but I think there are places one needs to be careful about the restaurants one eats at lol.

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  35. Joy Pixley Avatar

    Maude sounds like a terrible survivalist — and a terrible cook, too. Snowed in for a single meal, and already she wants to butcher the most expensive and yet worst-tasting meat on the farm? They’d be better off going vegetarian until the snow lets up, geesh!

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Hopefully Bill can convince her there’s a better solution! Thanks for reading Joy 🙂

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  36. Inside the Mind of Isadora Avatar

    YIKES …!!! Necessity is th emother of invention … but … perhaps a few greens instead. 😁 If you’ll excuse me … run little horses run. 😥
    You wrote this so well, lain, that I thought this could happen. But, let’s say it’s all make believe. Have a nice weekend.
    Isadora 😎

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Many thanks – I hope it remains a piece of make believe too 🙂

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  37. gahlearner Avatar
    gahlearner

    Heheh, I’m sure she was teasing him. In this day and age, I bet her cupboards and freezer are full with food, just not what she had in mind for a feast. And even if not, a few days of fasting won’t kill anyone if there’s enough water. I’m dead set against eating animals that are acquaintances. If life depends on it, it’s another matter, but this doesn’t seem to be the case here.

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Not sure if she was kidding, but I agree, only as a very last desperate resort. Thanks for reading and commenting 🙂

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  38. Clare Hempstead Avatar

    Bread and butter for Christmas lunch then! This really made me smile.

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Thanks Clare, I’m sure they will rustle up something 🙂

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  39. Sarah Potter Writes Avatar

    This story reminds me of when I visited a friend’s smallholding once and I was just tucking into a meal she’d served up, when her daughter piped up, “Is this Bimbo we’re eating?” Okay, Bimbo was a steer and not a horse, but the fact that she’d been enough a part of the family to give her a name was quite enough to put me off my dinner. Perhaps if I was starving to death, I might think differently. I’ve heard that horsemeat is quite dark and tough D:

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Never had horsemeat that I’m aware of. Poor Bimbo, that would put me off too! Thanks Sarah

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  40. Indira Avatar

    Nice story.

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  41. Michael Wynn Avatar

    Fun with an unpalatable twist.

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Thanks Michael, the consensus seems to be no to horse for Christmas dinner!

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  42. Dawn Quyle Landau Avatar

    Seriously! Don’t even think about it! 😉

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Haha, thanks Dawn 😉

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