IAIN KELLY

THAT’S ENTERTAINMENT!

Lights flashed, music blared.

‘Julie is thirty-five, works in a shop and has a second job as a waitress. She doesn’t have the time to meet Mr. Right. Will she find him tonight? Let’s start The Tunnel of Love!’ The audience bayed along.

Lights dimmed, tension music.

Julie took two tentative steps along the curved tunnel.

Loud claxon, red lights. The audience laughed.

‘Unlucky, Julie. You’ve been rejected by all the contestants immediately! Join us next time to see if Julie can do better in a fight to the death. It’s The Battle of The Rejects!’

End music. Lights down.


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© Dale Rogerson

Written as part of the Friday Fictioneers challenge hosted by Rochelle Wisoff-Fields (more details HERE). The idea is to write a short story of 100 words based on the photo prompt (above).

To read more stories based on this week’s prompt, visit HERE.

110 responses to “THAT’S ENTERTAINMENT!”

  1. neilmacdon Avatar

    So cruel. So true

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Surely not long until life and death are the prizes in a quiz show…

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      1. neilmacdon Avatar

        Didn’t one of the ITV companies develop a format where the prize was UK residence for a refugee? They never made the show, but the thinking is there

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      2. Iain Kelly Avatar

        Dear me, at least it was stopped before they went ahead with that!

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  2. Jessie Ansons Avatar

    Haha, bizarre sounding at first but I’m sure I saw a reality TV show just like this a few months ago! Great story Iain 🙂

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      I’m sure it’s not far off the truth. Thanks Jessie 🙂

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  3. FabricatingFiction Avatar

    I wouldn’t be surprised to see this on TV!

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      It’s there already, apart from adding the battle to the death, which I’m sure someone will add at some point.

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  4. neelwritesblog Avatar

    Evil to the core. Bad work Lain in a good way.

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar
  5. Sandra Avatar

    That’s the way we’re heading. Not enough that people are humiliated, now they’ll have to suffer the ultimate to entertain the masses. Good one.

    Liked by 2 people

    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      It’s been suggested before, I’m sure it will appear at some point… Thanks Sandra

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  6. joyroses13 Avatar

    I feel so sad for Julie, but at the same time this isn’t far from the reality of how the world is going. Which is even sadder! Good job!

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Thanks Joy, I agree, I’m not sure my story is particularly ‘fictional’, more ‘close to reality’!

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  7. J Hardy Carroll Avatar

    Reminds me a bit of Black Mirror. Hyper-reality TV!

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Thanks, any comparison to Black Mirror is a good thing 🙂

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  8. michael1148humphris Avatar
    michael1148humphris

    What channel is it on, I need to watch it, not. But I loved your story.

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Thanks Michael – it’s a guaranteed hit show whatever channel decides to make it!

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  9. Björn Rudberg (brudberg) Avatar

    The cruelty of reality shows… soon it’s policy of nations…

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      With more words that was exactly the connection I was going on to make. Thanks Bjorn.

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      1. Björn Rudberg (brudberg) Avatar

        Ha.. I could sense that… hunger games are coming.

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  10. yarnspinnerr Avatar

    Reality show …….. great take.

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Thanks – too close to reality!

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  11. rochellewisoff Avatar

    Dear Iain,

    Great take on the prompt and some very cruel, humiliating reality shows. As my cousin Kent would say, five out of five green lights.

    Shalom,

    Rochelle

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Thanks Rochelle – do I win a prize? 🙂

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      1. rochellewisoff Avatar

        Five green lights. 😉 Perhaps an Emmy.

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  12. Alicia Jamtaas Avatar

    My goodness! First the humiliation then possible death? You are in a mood today. Great take on the prompt.

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Thanks Alicia. I’m not sure how it ended up like that, I’m actually reasonable happy today, maybe it’s just the winter blues! 🙂

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      1. Alicia Jamtaas Avatar

        One never knows where the muse will lead us. She did well by you today.

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  13. James Avatar

    Sucks to be Julie, I guess.

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      I should say Julie is purely fictional and in no way anyone that I know!

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  14. Sightsnbytes Avatar

    careful, this may be the next lame reality show. Nice story, I feel bad for Julie.

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      I do too, although you wonder why she went on the show in the first place – unless she was forced to take part… Thanks for reading.

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  15. Dale Avatar
    Dale

    Ouch… What a horrid thing to live through… And, sadly, as a reality show will get huge ratings…

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      It’s a winner, unfortunately Julie is not…

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  16. nonsmokingladybug Avatar

    History repeats itself. Today’s survivor is yesterday’s gladiator. Great post scary, but great!

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Thanks, let’s hope she survives!

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  17. Joe Owens Avatar

    Poor Julie! She only did the same thing we all have but in a controlled setting where the results are much more public and subject to entertainment of others. By the way Iain, how is your Amazon experience?

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Thanks Joe, that’s true – the everyday in an exaggerated game show. My Amazon experience has been fine. It relies on you doing it all yourself unless your willing to pay. I won’t lie, I haven’t sold stacks, so can’t quit the day job yet, but as a way to get your writing out there and in print I can’t complain.

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      1. Joe Owens Avatar

        I have and am still weighing options. Thanks for your two cents.

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  18. Steve Kennedy Avatar

    I hoped reality tv was just a fad…great story, Iain, so true.

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      I agree Steve. Unfortunately it seems here to stay. I can remember a time before it dominated tv.

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      It’s a harsh way to be rejected. Thanks for reading.

      Liked by 1 person

  19. swarmsandbee Avatar

    This is like a Black Mirror story! Great.

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Thanks for the comparison 🙂

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  20. Dawn Quyle Landau Avatar

    The worst part about this story is that it doesn’t seem entirely like Fiction. Nice job, Lain! Chills.

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Exactly, it started as fiction and when finished I realised it wasn’t far off the reality! Thanks Dawn

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  21. ceayr Avatar

    Nicely built piece, Iain, and I couldn’t escape The Jam ‘Feeding ducks in the park and wishing you were far away’.
    Check out The Running Man, a Stephen King story made into a movie with, I think, Big Arnie.

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      I think I’ve seen that film, although not read the book. The Hunger Games is also similar, although I was imagining a cheesier British Saturday night style of show The X-rated Factor, if you will… Thanks

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  22. wmqcolby Avatar

    I had a good snicker on this one. It will probably be the lead-in show for The “Dude, Who Stole My Car? ” Show. You should come here to work in TV with us. Nice job, iain.

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Thanks for the job offer. TV here is heading much the same way, I’m thinking this is a global format 🙂

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  23. Christine Goodnough Avatar

    Poor Julie — wouldn’t she feel like a loser! Still, you get what you pay for, and she entered the contest.
    We tossed our tv forty-some years ago and this story has convinced me that we did the right thing. 😉

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Thanks Christine. There are some good things to come from TV, but increasingly less.

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  24. Jan Brown Avatar

    Battle of the Rejects is probably being produced right now for release in the fall. Aargh!!! They won’t need to look far for attention-seeking wannabes…or has-beens. 😧

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      There will always be plenty of people seeking their moment of fame. Thanks Jan.

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  25. draliman Avatar

    Nice – made me smile at first, then sympathy for poor Julie. Then, she knew what she was getting into…

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Or did she… Thanks 🙂

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  26. Laurie Bell Avatar

    Oh my gosh! Okay that went darker than I expected! Poor thing, rejected so fast, how awful

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      It’s a harsh world, especially on television.

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  27. Life Lessons of a Dog Lover Avatar
    Life Lessons of a Dog Lover

    A nicely written view of the cold impersonal world we are becoming. Very creative take on the prompt.

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Thanks, it’s certainly not a particularly nice world we’re becoming, I agree.

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  28. Sascha Darlington Avatar

    Wow! Great job! Reminds me vaguely of a Doctor Who episode.

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Thanks Sascha, that’s true, could be a good setup to start an episode.

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  29. TraceyDelaplainMD.com Avatar

    I’m President Snow and I approve this message.

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Like that, but in a cheesier, cheap Saturday night TV way 🙂

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  30. plaridel Avatar

    ouch! the emcee sounds more like somebody i know trumping with his bad mouth.

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Definite similarities, he has done a bit of entertainment TV 🙂

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  31. mandibelle16 Avatar
    mandibelle16

    Wow sounds like some awfully cruel reality TV program. The bacholerette mixed with Roman Empire style entertainment, or the Hunger games. But the Hunger games was pretty much based off Roman mythology and life anyways. Great writing Ian.

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Thanks Mandi, it’s cruel, but at the same time, seems to be the sort of thing people want to watch…!

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      1. mandibelle16 Avatar
        mandibelle16

        Yes sadly you’re right.

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  32. handmadejewelryhaven Avatar
    handmadejewelryhaven

    A cross between The Dating Game and The Hunger Games?
    Nahhh…you are too young to remember The Dating Game!
    Great take on the prompt…loved it!
    – Lisa

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      That’s exactly the description I’ll use when I pitch it to the TV networks! Thanks Lisa 🙂

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  33. rgayer55 Avatar

    I suppose there are millions of Julies out there who can be tortured and humiliated for our entertainment. We’ve almost made a full circle back to the days of feeding the lions in the Roman Coliseum.

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  34. Clare Hempstead Avatar

    TV companies sink to lower and lower depths to ‘entertain’! Great reaction to the prompt.

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Thanks Clare, they haven’t sunk this low yet, but it can’t be far off!

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  35. Ashley Danielle Avatar
    Ashley Danielle

    Wow. I felt my heart sink for her at the sound of rejection. In this day and age finding love does feel like a fight to the death. Great job!

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      That’s true, and I’m not sure you’ll ever find true love through a TV show, but people seem to want to try it. Thanks for reading and commenting Ashley 🙂

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  36. Liz Young Avatar

    Unfortunately your clever story echoes what some entertainment has descended to these days. Well done.

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Yes, it started as fiction Liz, but is quite close to reality. Thanks for reading.

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  37. gahlearner Avatar
    gahlearner

    Once upon a time I thought films and books like The Hunger Games and Running Man were nice, but unrealistic SF stories. And all of a sudden they become more realistic every day. Great story, Iain.

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Thanks, it’s a grim reality at the moment.

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  38. Inside the Mind of Isadora Avatar

    YIKES … humiliation and humiliation. It’s an interesting twist for the prompt. Just hate the way people subject themselves to be on these tv programs. GOSH … reminded me of the Bachelor – which I never watch and change channels when they have commercials. YIKES … again.
    Isadora 😎

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Yes, unfortunately there are a whole string of programs like this, and seemingly plenty of people willing to put themselves up for humiliation on them. Thanks for reading.

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  39. Dahlia Avatar

    If anyone from the TV business reads this, he/she is sure to get ideas 😀 Nice take Iain.

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      I’m copyrighting the idea now 🙂

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar
  40. HonieBriggs Avatar

    Oh my. Poor Julie. Aside from that, you read my mind. The first idea I had for this prompt was the discovery of a place opposite of a forgotten hall of fame. A Hall of Rejection. Spooky!

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  41. The Reclining Gentleman Avatar

    Love the dark humour in this story. How long till there are real life-or-death votes on TV?

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      It’s only a matter of time. Thanks for the comment.

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      1. The Reclining Gentleman Avatar

        On a sort-of connected note, have you seen the film Series 7 The Contenders? I think you’d appreciate the very dark comedy

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      2. Iain Kelly Avatar

        I have seen that one, I seem to remember it appeared at the start of the whole Big Brother TV show. Definitely could be done for real now, people would watch!

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  42. lingeringvisions by Dawn Avatar

    How horrible! It makes gladiator contests a welcomed spot!

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      We’re heading back to that sort of entertainment surely.

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  43. Michael Wynn Avatar

    Reality TV already thrives on humiliation and suffering, it won’t be long before death is included

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Only a matter of time. Thanks Michael.

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  44. patriciaruthsusan Avatar

    It sounds like something that would morph into another version of “The Hunger Games”. Please no! Good writing, Iain. —- Suzanne

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Thanks Suzanne

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  45. magarisa Avatar

    Schadenfreude at its best (or worst, depending on one’s perspective). Excellent!

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Thanks, much appreciated

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      1. magarisa Avatar

        My pleasure.

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  46. Siobhan McNamara Avatar

    Chillingly close to the truth – we are getting ever closer to Hunger Games meets Take Me Out!

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Another great tagline to help me sell my idea to the networks! 🙂

      Liked by 1 person

      1. Siobhan McNamara Avatar

        I’ll know who to blame when I see the promos!

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  47. Martin Avatar
    Martin

    That’s a wicked little story!
    Thanks for the like and the follow.

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Thanks Martin. Look forward to reading more of your stuff.

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      1. Martin Avatar
        Martin

        Thanks.

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