IAIN KELLY

BALANCING THE SCALES

One pizza won’t hurt, thought Agnes as she crept down the stairs.

She was still waiting to see any results after joining the slimming club. She was racked with guilt when the pizza arrived. The weigh-in was on Friday, she still had time to lose a couple of pounds.

A couple of pieces won’t hurt.

***

Archie woke the next morning.

He found Agnes on the sofa. The pizza box lay open, half of it was left.

Archie helped himself to a piece of pizza. Since Agnes had started slimming club he had put on a stone. He didn’t like to see food go to waste.


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Dale Rogerson

Written as part of the Friday Fictioneers challenge hosted by Rochelle Wisoff-Fields (more details HERE). The idea is to write a short story of 100 words based on the photo prompt (above).

To read stories of 100 words based on this week’s prompt, visit HERE.

This month I am taking part in the A to Z Challenge 2017 – a post each day based on the letters of the alphabet and a theme. You can visit my A TO Z CHALLENGE 2017 page here to read the story.

As this challenge will take up a lot of my blogging time I may not get round to commenting on everyone’s posts, but I hope to find time to read all your stories as usual, and still be able to participate in Friday Fictioneers each week.

80 responses to “BALANCING THE SCALES”

  1. James Avatar

    Until my wife decided to take charge of my food supply, I was the “garbage can” for all the leftover food she didn’t want to eat.

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      I have been going through this myself, only it’s my children’s food I don’t let go to waste!

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      1. Rebecca Stonehill Avatar

        Ha ha Iain, this is a great little story. The first I’ve read from this prompt which includes humour! 🙂

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      2. Iain Kelly Avatar

        Thanks Rebecca, glad you liked it 🙂

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  2. Diary of a Dublin housewife Avatar

    Ah stop, that’s gas. Maisie is very partial to Hawaiian pizza. ‘I love the pineapple’ she says. ‘You love anything you can shove into your gob’ says I….she didn’t hear me :p

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Hee hee 🙂

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  3. beautyswot Avatar

    ha ha love it! oh and btw I love the name Agnes – she features in my second novel 🙂

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Thank you – she’s a regular along with Archie in some of my stories – whenever I need a humourous couple they come along 🙂

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  4. Shweta Suresh Avatar

    Archie’s right. We shouldn’t let food go to waste!

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Especially pizza, right? Thanks for reading 🙂

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      1. Shweta Suresh Avatar

        Oh yes. It was a pleasure to read! 🙂

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  5. magarisa Avatar

    Ha ha – I love the ending!

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Based on real life 🙂

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      1. magarisa Avatar

        Even funnier 😁

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  6. nonsmokingladybug Avatar

    Dead by pizza overdose, not bad, not bad at all. 🙂

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      I hadn’t actually thought dead, just sleeping, but now I read it back, it could go either way. Not a bad way to go 🙂

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      1. nonsmokingladybug Avatar

        Oops I killed her.

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  7. rochellewisoff Avatar

    Dear Iain,

    The balancing act is never easy. I could so relate to your story. Well done.

    Shalom,

    Rochelle

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Yep, I’m an Archie – can never let food go to waste 🙂

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  8. J Hardy Carroll Avatar

    I’m that way too.

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Especially pizza, I mean come on, can’t let it go to waste.

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  9. lumosvox Avatar

    My husband’s always been an Archie, but with only one child left at home and a wife who only makes just enough, his powers as a human garbage disposal are weakening. 😀

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      I feel a bit sorry for him 😉

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  10. michael1148humphris Avatar
    michael1148humphris

    This is an interesting take on the prompt. However as someone who knew the effects of wartime rationing, I dislike seeing food wasted.

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  11. Christine Goodnough Avatar

    I had a friend who went to a spa — $70 per day—- to fast, but then came jome a month later ordered an x-large pizza and ate the whole thing. Her newly purged system couldn”t handle the OD of salt. Plus she wiped out her weight loss goal. Poor lady.

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      But was she happy? 🙂

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      1. Christine Goodnough Avatar

        No. She came from a dysfunctional home and you could say she had a dysfunctional mind. But all that fasting weakened her bones and when she fell and broke her femur the doctor said, “Your bone has shattered like corn flakes.”

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  12. Alicia Jamtaas Avatar

    First read ~ I read SWIMMING club. Then SLIMMING club. That alone made me laugh. Then the ending. What fun.

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Swimming or slimming, either one works, or not as the case may be! 🙂

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      1. Alicia Jamtaas Avatar

        Indeed! But one must admit that call of pizza is strong. Loved your tale.

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  13. shehannemoore Avatar

    Lol…. A nice turn round

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Thank you 🙂

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  14. Sally Stackhouse Avatar

    Such a good person to stop her eating more than she should.

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      He’s doing it as an act of charity 🙂

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  15. draliman Avatar

    Archie, a man after my own heart 🙂

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      What kind of man let’s a pizza go to waste? 🙂

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  16. neelwritesblog Avatar

    what a delectable story is this. All over a pizza. Nice touch of humour. Superbly written, Iain.

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Thanks Neel, always appreciated

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  17. Clare Hempstead Avatar

    When my children left food when they were little, I used the ‘can’t let it go to waste’ excuse and piled on the pounds – very entertaining take on the prompt.

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      I’m going through that process at the moment myself!

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  18. Dale Avatar
    Dale

    I hated that I was the garbage can for my kids. What a stupid thing to do! We don’t want it to go to waist…. like that little play there? Hee hee…

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      I see what you did there 🙂

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      1. Dale Avatar
        Dale

        😆

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Glad it gave you a smile 🙂

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  19. Life Lessons of a Dog Lover Avatar
    Life Lessons of a Dog Lover

    I understand her completely, one slice never hurts. That’s my mantra as I avoid those slimming clubs. Great take on the prompt, I enjoyed this one.

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Thank you, much appreciated 🙂

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  20. goroyboy Avatar

    “Waist” not want not:) well done Iain.

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Ha ha, I see what you did there! 🙂

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    2. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Ha ha, I see what you did there 🙂

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  21. rgayer55 Avatar

    Agnes and I have much in common–we both lack willpower. Just say “No” to pizza sounds good, but is certainly hard advice to follow.

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Impossible to do.

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  22. Liz Young Avatar

    If I hadn’t just put supper in the oven I’d be ordering a pizza right now!

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      It’s a dangerous prompt, I wonder how many Fictioneers have pizza this weekend?!

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  23. plaridel Avatar

    i don’t blame him. with so many people not having much to eat in africa, wasting food is sacrilegious.

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Especially pizza 🙂

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  24. Michael Wynn Avatar

    That is a serious problem. I put on a load of weight once we had children, finishing off what they left.

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      That’s where I am just now, need to exercise, or stop eating leftovers.

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  25. amiewrites74 Avatar

    He’s right, can’t let pizza go to waste! I do the same with my kids’ leftover food. Very humerous story!

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Thank you Amir, I’m with Archie too 🙂

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  26. Edith M. Field Avatar

    So funny and so true. It can be so difficult to let food go to waste when we’re eating together with the family. We know the consequences but we cram whatever is left in our mouths all the same! Great writing, Iain!

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Thank you Edith 🙂

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  27. Sarah Potter Writes Avatar

    LOL. I need to go to fattening club and my husband needs to go to slimming club, but he never leaves any scraps for me!

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      As an aggregate though, the two of you combined are fine! 🙂

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  28. Dawn Quyle Landau Avatar

    Sympathy weight gain; now there’s love! Seems we went in diverging directions with this, but both focused on diet. 😉 Nice job Lain!

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Thanks Dawn 🙂

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  29. Dahlia Avatar

    I can completely identify with this – very well penned 🙂

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Thank you 🙂

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  30. The Reclining Gentleman Avatar

    Two excellent stories and well-defined characters for the price of one! Well told Iain, you portrayed them both perfectly

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar
  31. lingeringvisions by Dawn Avatar

    Haha, this made me laugh.

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Thanks Dawn 🙂

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  32. J.A. Prentice Avatar

    Seems like a symbiotic relationship!

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Perfectly matched 🙂

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  33. Lynn Love Avatar

    Haha! Very good. I know several mums who’ve put on weight, finishing off the food their kids won’t eat. Waste not want not 🙂

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      I really need to get down to the gym…!

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  34. Fatima Fakier Deria Avatar

    Lol! I love how food plays its part in the dynamics of marriages and other relationships.

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      One of the most important things 🙂 Thanks for reading.

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