IAIN KELLY

FRESHLY CAUGHT SEAFOOD

‘The Great White was a man-eater, terrorising a small beach town. Three days at sea before I found her. Dragged my boat for fifty miles.’

‘Now the Orca. He was a tough old bastard. Almost took my boat. Did take half my leg,’ the old man tapped his wooden stump. ‘After him I decided to quit and open the restaurant.’

I took a bite of the wonderful seafood linguine.

‘And the skeleton?’ I pointed to the strange decoration, smiling.

‘Old Roger? He was my first customer when I opened. Easiest catch I ever made.’ He returned my smile.

I gulped.


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Copyright Dale Rogerson

Written as part of theΒ Friday Fictioneers challenge hosted by Rochelle Wisoff-Fields (more detailsΒ HERE).Β The idea is to write a short story of 100 words based on the photo prompt (above).

To read stories of 100 words based on this week’s prompt, visitΒ HERE.

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I’m excited to announce my second novel, β€˜State Of Denial’, a sequel to last year’s β€˜A Justified State’, will be published on theΒ 27th September 2019.

The Amazon Kindle version is available to pre-order now through the following links:

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The paperback version will be published simultaneously on the 27th of September.


Thank you to all those who have already bought and read β€˜A Justified State’ and for the many kind reviews and comments. I hope you will enjoy the sequel and how the story continues just as much.

For those who want to see how the story begins, β€˜A Justified State’ is available now on Amazon in paperback and on Kindle:

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82 responses to “FRESHLY CAUGHT SEAFOOD”

  1. neilmacdon Avatar

    Eat or be eaten. That made me smile, Iain

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar
  2. Tannille Avatar

    Haha clever, very clever!

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Thank you πŸ™‚

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  3. rochellewisoff Avatar

    Dear Iain,

    I’d be gulping, too. Nicely done.

    Shalom,

    Rochelle

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      It’d put you off getting dessert anyway! Thanks Rochelle

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  4. pensitivity101 Avatar

    Good tale again Iain!

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Thanks Di πŸ™‚

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  5. Danny James Avatar

    Wonder what the future holds for him.

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Possibly not much beyond this meal!

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  6. granonine Avatar

    So the skeleton wasn’t a jolly Roger πŸ™‚ The owner here is pretty creepy. I think I’d leave the rest of my lunch and run!

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Couldn’t resist calling him Roger πŸ˜‰ Thanks Linda

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  7. trentpmcd Avatar

    I just remembered, I have an appointment. Oh my goodness, I am already a half an hour late! Here’s a fifty. keep the change. Bye! No gulping – that means more food, and whatever is in that food, into the system….

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Wait – don’t you want dessert?! πŸ˜‰

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  8. J Hardy Carroll Avatar

    Funny stuff. I think the best policy is to never ask about stuff on the walls.

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Ha, you might be right! πŸ™‚

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  9. magickmermaid Avatar

    EEK! Never eating at a restaurant again! πŸ˜€

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Best to stick to the one’s in the tourist guide and avoid this one πŸ˜‰

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  10. Jade M. Wong Avatar

    Well, that was ominous…I hope this customer makes a speedy exit before they become the next Roger!

    Well written as always, I’ve got a lot of catching up to do with your stories, Iain! Glad to see you’re doing well πŸ™‚

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Thank you Jade, great to see you back again πŸ™‚

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  11. Colline Avatar

    I could not help but smile at the wild stories πŸ˜€

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Thank you Colline πŸ™‚

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  12. neeltheauthor- author of WHEN LIFE THROWS THOSE CURVE BALLS Avatar

    The last line was a cinch. Nicely done. Congrats and best wishes in advance for your second novel, Kelly.

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Thank you Neel. Hope you get the chance to check it out.

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  13. Rowena Avatar

    Loved this Iain. Really made me smile.
    Best wishes,
    Rowena

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Thanks Rowena, always good to spread a smile πŸ™‚

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  14. Shweta Suresh Avatar

    Wow! You’ve so much attention to detail. I’m guessing that’s a restaurant that specializes in last meals.

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Haha, indeed!v! πŸ™‚

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  15. Michele Jones Avatar

    This made me laugh. I know not to get on his bad side.

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Best to compliment the chef and try to get out alive! Thank you Michele

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      1. Michele Jones Avatar

        Absolutely.

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  16. BjΓΆrn Rudberg (brudberg) Avatar

    Ha… at least it’s a good thing to go for the fish and not for the meat… who know’s what he puts in the pies.

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Now there’s a thought!

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      1. BjΓΆrn Rudberg (brudberg) Avatar

        Well, would stay away from “catch of the day”

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      2. Iain Kelly Avatar

        πŸ™‚

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  17. JoHawkTheWriter Avatar

    No wonder he doesn’t have many customers. Nice story.

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Thank you Jo

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  18. Sascha Darlington Avatar

    That would make me wonder exactly what I was eating. Well done and unexpected!

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Thank you Sascha – hopefully it still tastes nice… πŸ˜‰

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      1. Sascha Darlington Avatar

        It’s probably all in the seasoning. πŸ˜€

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  19. Dale Avatar

    I shall choose to believe his last comment was with tongue firmly planted in cheek…

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      You’re a very trusting soul! πŸ™‚

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      1. Dale Avatar

        Or a fool.

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      2. Iain Kelly Avatar
  20. ceayr Avatar

    Seems old Sweeney has a new profession!

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      His sea shanties are better than Sweeney’s songs though.

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  21. msjadeli Avatar

    OMG that was the best. A#1!

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Ha, thank you so much πŸ™‚

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      1. msjadeli Avatar

        You are very welcome, and good eyes on seeing the skeleton!

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  22. anuragbakhshi Avatar

    Uh-oh! Is he about to become ‘Catch of the day’?

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Very good, this one has inspired a lot of good puns πŸ™‚

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      1. anuragbakhshi Avatar

        Yeah, it was quite catchy!

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  23. draliman Avatar

    Meep! You have to wonder what/who he’s currently eating too… πŸ™‚

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      All sorts of things on the menu to choose from…!

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  24. Nan Falkner Avatar

    Funny, cute story and it really made me laugh. Thanks.

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Thank you Nan, good to know it raised a smile πŸ™‚

      Like

  25. James McEwan Avatar

    There is nothing like dry humour from an old survival like a fisherman to raise the hackles.

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Thanks James

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  26. Keith's Ramblings Avatar

    No way I’m contributing to his net profits!

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Very good! πŸ™‚

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  27. gahlearner Avatar
    gahlearner

    ROFL, what a yarn that guy spins. Great fun.

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Thank you so much πŸ™‚

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  28. Liz Young Avatar

    I’d gulp too.Does he get many return customers?

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Only if he lets them leave first πŸ˜‰

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  29. Alice Audrey Avatar
    Alice Audrey

    Oh no! Don’t gulp – spit it out!

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      πŸ™‚ It would put you off your dinner for sure!

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  30. 4963andypop Avatar

    I can hear the twilight zone music playing in the backround. Hope theres nothing between him and the door!

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Thank you πŸ™‚

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  31. Laurie Bell Avatar

    Eeeep I hadn’t spotted that in the image. Great take on the prompt. Now I’m wondering what else they serve there.

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      An interesting and varied menu, I assure you!

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  32. plaridel Avatar

    t was a totally unexpected ending… i mean, for the first customer. πŸ™‚

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar
  33. Woman walking Max Avatar

    Made me smile – like the flavour of your seafood story.

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Thank you, I like to spread a smile πŸ™‚

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  34. Abhijit Ray Avatar

    What happened to old Roger? Why is a drawing of his skeleton up on the wall?

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  35. patriciaruthsusan Avatar

    A good, well-written story with a great ending twist, Iain. I wouldn’t eat in any restaurant with a skeleton as a decoration. Also, I think that story would cause me to have a loss of appetite for seafood served there. πŸ™‚ — Suzanne

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Certainly make you suspicious of what’s in the bowl! Thanks Suzanne

      Liked by 1 person

  36. Dawn M. Miller Avatar

    That made me laugh out VERY loud!

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      I am glad, thank you Dawn! πŸ™‚

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  37. theministryofshrawleywalks Avatar

    Funny, you’re going to have to get yourself a bigger boat!

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      You have noticed where my inspiration came from! πŸ™‚

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  38. theministryofshrawleywalks Avatar

    Yep, some one told me I looked like the boat bloke one day, I think because I was dressed accordingly, it’s sneaking it’s way into conversation ever since!!

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