IAIN KELLY

A VERY BRITISH DAY OUT

Take the next left onto B709,’ says the satnav.

‘Where is she taking us?’ says the passenger.

‘I’m just following the directions, dear,’ says the driver.

‘Are we there yet?’ From the backseat.

’10 minutes away,’ says the passenger, ‘I can see the castle from here.’

‘You said that 5 minutes ago!’

‘It’s these bloody tourists,’ says the driver.

‘We’re tourists too. And mind your language in front of the kids.’

‘I’m hungry.’

Blast of the horn. ‘You can’t park there!’ out the window.

‘There’s a nice pub there. Shall we stop for a bite to eat?’

Pulling over.

You have not reached your destination. Take the next left.’

Altogether now: ‘Shut up!’

Copyright Sandra Crook

Written for Friday Fictioneers hosted by Rochelle Wisoff-Fields (more details HERE). The idea is to write a short story of 100 words based on the photo prompt (above).

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63 responses to “A VERY BRITISH DAY OUT”

  1. neilmacdon Avatar

    Yeah, we’ve all been there. Altogether now. We’re all going on a summer holiday. Nicely rendered, Iain

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Thanks Neil, nice to see you getting into the spirit of it!

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  2. Sadje Avatar

    How realistic

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Thanks Sadje

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      1. Sadje Avatar

        You’re welcome Iain

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  3. Anita Avatar

    True.
    Tourists like to have their fill before visiting places. And then, it takes effort to get them back on the bus!

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Of course, they do bring positives too, especially to the local economies.

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  4. Tannille Avatar

    Ah, bonding over the annoying direction device. I can relate.

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      It’s a family tradition in the modern world!

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  5. Sandra Avatar

    A British day out indeed. I had many such although the satnav didn’t exist and an irate driver and even more irate map reader were the order of the day. You nailed it.

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Yes, we’ve moved on to screaming at technology rather than each other! Well, almost 🙂 Thanks Sandra.

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  6. Keith's Ramblings Avatar

    Mine’s a really bossy so ‘n so too, but to give her credit, she did lead me to this very castle last year without us falling out!

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      They never listen, that’s the main problem!

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  7. Liz H Avatar

    Maybe a half’pint earlier in the day might’ve helped the mood…Lol!

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Lol, not for the driver of course! 🙂

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      1. Liz H Avatar

        Of course not. >>wink<<. Maybe MUCH earlier in the day, instead of that morning coffee or tea.

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  8. leedeamali Avatar

    very fun read!

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Thank you! 🙂

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  9. Vartika Avatar

    You painted a perfect picture there

    Nicely done..

    Congratulations for your book!!

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Thank you, hope you h=get a chance to check out the book 🙂

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      1. Vartika Avatar

        Sure🙂

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  10. msjadeli Avatar

    Such a wonderful slice of life. The satnav feels like a member of the family.

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Only for car journeys thankfully! Thank you 🙂

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      1. msjadeli Avatar

        You’re very welcome, Iain 🙂

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  11. pennygadd51 Avatar

    I enjoyed the way you constructed that story, Iain. Lovely climax with the whole family’s ‘Shut up!’

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Thank you Penny, some sort of family bonding at the end 🙂

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  12. Dale Avatar

    Oh man… Are we there yet? is a refrain heard in every single family car vacation!
    Well done, sir!

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Thank you Dale, much obliged 🙂

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  13. creatingahome Avatar

    Very entertaining.
    The last line is so life like.

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Thank you 😊

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  14. Michael Avatar
    Michael

    I can recall once playing spot another car, yes the roads where once so quiet. Bring back sailing boats and steam trains say I

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Certainly rail freight would solve a lot of road problems!

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  15. rochellewisoff Avatar

    Dear Iain,

    Some days the navigator is great to have and others it’s a major pain you know where. Love the snappy dialogue. Ah family vacations. He’s touching me. She’s looking at me. Are we there yet?

    Shalom,

    Rochelle

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Yep, my kids are just at the right age to shout all these things! Thanks Rochelle 😊

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  16. Bill Avatar

    Wonderfully crafted, Iain. I could write an entire memoirish book about the many auto trips and misadventures of such travel. Fun read, especially if one has been there. 🙂

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      It seems we all have similar family travel memories! 🙂

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      1. Bill Avatar

        And that similarity makes them so interesting.

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  17. draliman Avatar

    Speaking from experience? 🙂

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Very much so! 🙂

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  18. poetisatinta Avatar

    Great – definitely a British day out, isn’t it odd how we tend to see our Satnavs as real people?

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Yes,who we think will listen to us!

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  19. authorfleurl Avatar

    Ohhhh I can so relate to this story! The Navman is great to argue with! And driving about as tourists, only a brave person takes that on…(not me lol) I’ll leave it to the bus driver and the tour director 😉

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Much more relaxing way to do it! 🙂

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  20. Brenda's Thoughts Avatar

    Haha…this made me chuckle! I just returned from a visit to the States and my “kids” and I did a significant road trip. There were a number of times I did the same thing…”shut up!” to the satnav. 🙂

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Thanks Brenda – hope you had a good trip despite the satnav!!

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      1. Brenda's Thoughts Avatar

        I did!! Love spending time with family and friends. 🙂

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  21. GHLearner Avatar

    I think that is not only very british but rather universal. Could be a family, here, too. Mind you, in my time, the fun of (mis)reading the map by the passenger was the annoying voice. 🙂

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Satnav has maybe saved some relationships at least! 🙂

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  22. guyleneiswriting Avatar
    guyleneiswriting

    Very funny! Although that is not a very British day out, it is an “every part of the planet” day out 😉

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Well, very British and universal 🙂

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  23. Laurie Bell Avatar

    HAHAHA oh I always yell at the satnav
    Not a relaxing start to a holiday this

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Thanks Laurie

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  24. jlennidorner Avatar

    I hate when people park on the curb. Great story to go with the image though. Very fun. Glad your book is available in more places. Added to my wishlist.
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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Thank you, hope you enjoy the book! 🙂

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  25. granonine Avatar

    Made me laugh 🙂

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  26. Na'ama Yehuda Avatar

    Ah, more fodder for the NEXT driver to slow down around and take 10 more minutes because of “bloody tourists” … but, hey, a pub’s a pub! 🙂

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      All the tourists just shouting at each other! 🙂

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  27. Bernadette Braganza Avatar

    The story of every GPS & Sat Nav.

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