THE COLLECTOR

I love to collect all sorts of things – badges, stamps, books, tacky souvenirs, even clothes and shoes. If I see something I like, I have to have it. With the cost of living crisis and losing my job, I can’t afford to buy all the nice things anymore, but when I see something I want, I still have to have it. That’s when the shop lifting started. Burglary is a bit risky, so now, if I see someone wearing clothes or shoes I like, I just invite them back to my house. And I’ve found a new thing to collect, although the bodies do take up a lot of room in the garden.

Copyright Ted Strutz

Written for Friday Fictioneers hosted by Rochelle Wisoff-Fields (more details HERE). The idea is to write a short story of 100 words based on the photo prompt (above).

To read more stories of 100 words based on this week’s prompt, visit HERE.

The State Trilogy and The Barra Boy available now.

All We Cannot Leave Behind coming February 2024.

60 responses to “THE COLLECTOR”

  1. Nicely chilling, Iain, with an impeccable chain of causation

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Thanks Neil. The cost of living crisis has affected us all, even the serial killers.

      Like

  2. Michael Humphris Avatar
    Michael Humphris

    What can I say… You nailed the prompt

    Liked by 1 person

  3. So that’s where all those shoes came from.

    Liked by 1 person

      1. You’re welcome Iain

        Liked by 1 person

  4. Now that is a hoarder of another sort!!

    Liked by 1 person

    1. More interesting than stamp collecting anyway! 😉

      Liked by 1 person

  5. Makes perfect sense to me.
    And it’s all about the SHOES!

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Some will kill for their Jimmy Choo’s!! 😉

      Liked by 1 person

    1. Thanks Linda, they are nothing if not logical!

      Liked by 1 person

  6. Sure, burglary is a bit risky so let’s collect bodies instead. What a fun read.

    Liked by 2 people

  7. Oh gosh! LOL! Good one. 🙂

    Liked by 1 person

  8. Good stuff Iain. Don’t think I’ll come back to your place though!

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Invite is open to all – wear your best footwear! 😉

      Liked by 1 person

  9. Bear, here. This, is both funny and scary! At first I had to remind myself that you’re writing fiction. So many people out of work with strikes and such these days. Someone actually stole my ink pen and steno tablet last week at Mcconalds while I filled my cup… talk about sick!

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Poverty is certainly a driver when it comes to crime- necessity breeds it.

      Like

  10. Dear Iain,

    Quite the collector. Chilling and funny at the same time.

    Shalom,

    Rochelle

    Liked by 1 person

  11. That “Burglary is a bit risky” line is perfect given what comes after. You’ve nailed a particular mindset, wonderfully unemotional.

    Jen

    Liked by 1 person

  12. A different kind of collector. Well done.

    Liked by 1 person

  13. 2nd attempt at commenting. Cannibalism is a form of sustainable development.

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Thanks for persisting Sandra!

      Like

  14. Some say I am a collector. I say, an accumulator. Spouse says, a gatherer.

    But yes, I may need a larger garden.

    Nicely done, Iain.

    Liked by 1 person

  15. Eeek! Remind me not to come round for coffee!

    Liked by 1 person

  16. Excellent work in so few words.
    What book did you most enjoy this year?
    May joy, peace, and goodwill be with you this season and always.

    J Lenni Dorner (he/him 👨🏽 or 🧑🏽 they/them) ~ Speculative Fiction & Reference Author and Co-host of the April Blogging #AtoZchallenge

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Thank you – so many this year, think I will go for Killers of the Flower Moon as a top pick!

      Like

  17. Another day another body, a minor inconvenience but worth it!

    Liked by 1 person

    1. It’s all about the shoes! Thanks Keith

      Like

  18. Chilling!
    That’s an expensive collection with a huge price to pay

    Liked by 1 person

  19. A bit unsettling that he’s switched his colectables to something
    more ominous. But, I like the way the story unfolded. I wanted to
    know more. Gret one, Iain.
    Have a good weekend … Isadora 😎

    Liked by 1 person

  20. Well Iain I did not see that coming 🙌

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Nice to catch you by surprise!

      Liked by 1 person

  21. Well, this certainly took a sharp unexpected turn.
    What an ending! I loved it, Iain!

    Like

  22. But they fertilize so well. It’s really a win/win.

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Yep, garden’s looking lovely.

      Liked by 1 person

  23. Iain, what a chiller! I wonder how many start out in just such a convolutedly rationalized way…

    Liked by 1 person

    1. I think we all rationalise our actions – even serial killers!

      Liked by 1 person

  24. No-one’s immune from economic fluctuations. You’ve got inside the thinking of this character (psychopath maybe???) very convincingly. Chilling, particularly because of the matter-of-fact voice. I love what you’ve done her e,Iain. This was one I had to read to my husband. He loved it too.

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Ah, lovely, thanks so much Margaret – glad husband enjoyed it too!

      Liked by 1 person

  25. Well that took a dark turn… not a collection I would want to see. Hope the freezer is a big one.

    Liked by 1 person

  26. They say great minds think alike. We have similar stories. You have more backstory and motivation well done

    Liked by 1 person

Leave a reply to Iain Kelly Cancel reply

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.