IAIN KELLY

DOWN ISLAND TRADERS

‘You got any reels?’

‘Nope.’

‘Any lures?’

‘Nope.’

‘Lines?’

‘None a’them either.’

‘Okay, bait?’

‘Live or dead?’

‘Live.’

‘Nope.’

‘Dead?’

‘Not that either.’

‘Okay, what about boat equipment?’

‘What like?’

‘A boat hook?’

‘Nope.’

‘Cleat hooks?’

‘Nope.’

‘Rope?’

”Fraid not.’

‘Do you have anything for a fishing trip?’

‘I got fresh fish.’

‘How does fresh fish help?’

‘You buy the fish. Take ’em home. Tell your folks you spent all day catchin’ ’em. Meanwhiles, you gotta whole day to do whatever you want.’

‘And what am I meant to spend my day doing?’

‘Well now, that I can help you with. Care to step through the back, sir?’


Copyright Rochelle Wisoff-Fields

Written for Friday Fictioneers hosted by Rochelle Wisoff-Fields (more details HERE). The idea is to write a short story of 100 words based on the photo prompt (above).

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84 responses to “DOWN ISLAND TRADERS”

  1. rochellewisoff Avatar

    Dear Iain,

    Love the dialogue with a strategic “Nope” tossed in here and there. I’ve a hunch that going through that back door isn’t a good idea. Well done.

    Shalom,

    Rochelle

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      I guess it depends on what you think is ‘good’. I’ve heard some men can have ‘loose morals’! ๐Ÿ˜‰

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  2. Sadje Avatar

    Very interesting story.

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Thanks Sadje

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      1. Sadje Avatar

        Youโ€™re welcome Iain

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  3. neilmacdon Avatar

    Delightful, Iain

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  4. TheHiddenEdge Avatar
    TheHiddenEdge

    Yep – that was fun!

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Thank you Laura ๐Ÿ™‚

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  5. Dale Avatar

    Now just what will he find once he goes through the doors? Hopefully not HIS turn to say NOPE!

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Whatever it is, he’s going to take the risk!

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  6. justjoyfulness Avatar

    I think the best way to answer the question in the last line would be “NOPE” ๐Ÿ™‚ Delightful story Iain!

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Don’t you want to know what lies behind the door? Who knows? You might enjoy it!

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      1. justjoyfulness Avatar

        A business that is based on pretense would not have anything good at the back, Iain ๐Ÿ˜‰

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      2. Beck Avatar

        Nope! ๐Ÿคฃ

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  7. ceayr Avatar

    Excellent, Iain, had me chuckling.
    And I’ll ignore the lady commenters above and nip through the back too!

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      More than welcome, make yourself at home.

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  8. notestowomen Avatar

    Fun dialogue, Iain. My first chuckle for the day ๐Ÿ™‚

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Thank you, glad it raised a laugh ๐Ÿ™‚

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  9. trentpmcd Avatar

    lol, Nope, I wouldn’t go back there. Yep, I have a few ideas what is in the back. I’ve also heard that what happens in Vegas should stay in Vegas…

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      A wise motto.

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  10. Sandra Avatar

    Loved that. Almost pythonesque. ๐Ÿ™‚

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Now that is high praise, thank you ๐Ÿ™‚

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  11. J Hardy Carroll Avatar

    Ah, the false front! Good one

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  12. Liz Young Avatar

    O my word! A den of iniquity!

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      It would appear so ๐Ÿ™‚

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  13. granonine Avatar

    Oh, NO! DON’T follow him through that back door!

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      I think he may be too tempted! ๐Ÿ˜‰

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  14. pensitivity101 Avatar

    This is a great take Iain!

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Thank you Di.

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      1. pensitivity101 Avatar

        You’re welcome

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  15. Dora Avatar

    Well, he did ask! Love the “Mark Twain” flow of the dialogue.

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Thank you Dora, nice compliment ๐Ÿ™‚

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      1. Dora Avatar

        My pleasure, Iain. Such a fun story ๐Ÿ™‚

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  16. msjadeli Avatar

    Very creative! A tale told right.

    Liked by 2 people

      1. msjadeli Avatar

        You’re welcome.

        Liked by 1 person

  17. pennygadd51 Avatar

    You had me smiling, Iain. That’s a wonderfully convoluted sales pitch for a brothel!

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    1. trishsplace Avatar

      But what if you weren’t a man on the prowl? Then the shop does no business ๐Ÿ˜‰

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      1. Iain Kelly Avatar

        The owner must have an eye for the customers ๐Ÿ™‚

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    2. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Thank you Penny ๐Ÿ™‚

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  18. trishsplace Avatar

    Ooh, what’s happening out the back? I’m not sure whether you’d be brave or an idiot to take a look. Well done.

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Thanks Trish – remember what curiosity did to the cat?…

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  19. plaridel Avatar

    what a bait and switch salesman. ๐Ÿ™‚

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Haha! ๐Ÿ™‚

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  20. doodletllc Avatar

    Ha! Hilarious! Love every single word.

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Thank you so much ๐Ÿ™‚

      Like

  21. Sue Avatar
    Sue

    Intriguing! What awaits behind the door?? Enjoyed your dialogue too๐Ÿ˜Š

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Thanks Sue ๐Ÿ™‚

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  22. Keith's Ramblings Avatar

    Sounds a bit fishy to me!

    Liked by 1 person

  23. Bill Avatar

    Well laid out, Iain. The last line makes it work.

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Iain Kelly Avatar
  24. theministryofshrawleywalks Avatar

    Its a brothel probably, love that. Inexplicably thought of the Fork Handles sketch. Good stuff

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Classic sketch ๐Ÿ™‚

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  25. subroto Avatar

    Ha! Ha! The dialogue reminded me of a Two Ronnies shop sketch. I am sure he is in for treat at the back ๐Ÿ˜‰

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  26. Alicia Jamtaas Avatar

    This is wonderful. Short, smart dialogue with a zinger at the end. I kinda’ want to go through that back door.

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Thank you Alicia

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  27. ahtdoucette Avatar

    LOL. This place does not sound like any kind of a respectable establishment. I wonder how much the … fish costs?

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Definitely not respectable! ๐Ÿ™‚

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  28. Christine Goodnough Avatar

    Down Island Traders…Where you trade your innocence for what vice??

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Take your pick!! ๐Ÿ™‚

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  29. Laurie Bell Avatar

    Whoa haha I reckon that back room could tell some stories!
    Love this one. The dialogue is spot on.

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Thank you Laurie, much appreciated

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  30. Nobbinmaug Avatar

    I love the mysterious ending. If it were me, I’d go back just in case he was selling mogwai.

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Who knows what you might find?

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  31. Brenda's Thoughts Avatar

    Might find the back room a bit more fun than fishing all day. Enjoyed the dialogue, Iain!

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      It will certainly be entertaining. Thanks Brenda ๐Ÿ™‚

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  32. teejay Avatar

    Nope, haha, Love it!

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Thank you so much ๐Ÿ™‚

      Like

  33. oneta hayes Avatar

    Love the conversation. Curious about the back door. A bit lost there.

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Perhaps you are too innocent Oneta! ๐Ÿ™‚

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      1. oneta hayes Avatar

        I can handle that.

        Liked by 1 person

  34. magarisa Avatar

    Hahaha! Ingenious. ๐Ÿ™‚

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  35. Bjรถrn Rudberg (brudberg) Avatar

    I wonder what was there… I can imagine all kind of things that is better than fishing

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Definitely better than fishing!

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  36. J.A. Prentice Avatar

    Wonderful story. I love the energy of the dialogue.

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Thank you so much

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  37. Anita Avatar

    Planned outing! Backdoor entry is also there!
    Fishy business ๐Ÿ™‚
    Great take!

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Thanks Anita ๐Ÿ™‚

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