IAIN KELLY

A MINOR FAULT

‘An unrecoverable error has occurred’.

That didn’t look good.

The blue screen of death appeared in front of her.

‘Do you wish to reboot? Y/N.’

She hovered over the two keys.

This was typical. First shift after almost two thousand years of waiting. Letting him do it all, not being trusted, watching him make mistake after mistake, patiently learning her trade and listening to his patronising pronouncements.

Then last week, he finally stood up and without ceremony told her. ‘I’ve had enough. It’s all yours.’

And now this aberration. Had he deliberately set her up?

Well, she would take her opportunity to do it right and clean up the mess he had made.

She hit the ‘Y’ key.

‘System reboot commencing. Do you wish to restore factory settings? Y/N.’

There was no going back now. She hit ‘Y’ again.

The screen went black, then a blinking white cursor appeared and more text.

‘Resetting System to Earth Version 1.0. Time Remaining for System Reboot: 5,949,490 hours.’

Time for a cuppa then.


Written for #FOWC, hosted by Fandango on his blogย This, That and the Other. Todayโ€™s prompt word was:ย Aberration.ย Click on the link to read contributions from other writers.

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25 responses to “A MINOR FAULT”

  1. trishsplace Avatar

    Excellent take on the prompt. Great imagining.

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Thank you ๐Ÿ™‚

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  2. Tina Stewart Brakebill Avatar

    The future is female ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿผ

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      She can’t do any worse, can she?

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      1. Tina Stewart Brakebill Avatar

        True story ๐Ÿ˜‰

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  3. trentpmcd Avatar

    Is ver 1.0 prehuman? I hope so, for her sake…

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Pre-Big Bang, just to be sure.

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      1. trentpmcd Avatar

        Yes, a complete reset to the very beginning is the safest way…

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  4. quiall Avatar

    Maybe that’s what this pandemic is: our reset button . . .

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      It would be nice if we treated it that way, but I suspect we will mainly go back to our usual ways now that a vaccine seems close.

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  5. blindzanygirl Avatar
    blindzanygirl

    This is great. Loved reading it. Love the cuppa at the end of it.

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Thank you so much. Everything can be made slightly better with a good cuppa ๐Ÿ™‚

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      1. blindzanygirl Avatar
        blindzanygirl

        Absolutely!

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  6. SueW Avatar

    Brilliant And Funny!

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Thank you so much Sue, much appreciated ๐Ÿ™‚

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  7. magickmermaid Avatar

    So timely in so many ways! My computer had a breakdown a few weeks ago so I know the feeling. ๐Ÿ˜‰

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      I was inspired by my work computer crashing first thing this morning! ๐Ÿ™‚

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  8. Smithasbakelove Avatar

    Used to happen all the time few years before. You brought out the funniness of it all. Nice imagination work.

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Thank you so much ๐Ÿ™‚

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  9. Fandango Avatar

    I think itโ€™s about time for a system reboot back to the original factory settings. Great post, Iain.

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Thank you. I think it may soon be the only option left!

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  10. lindakempwriter Avatar

    Oh, that is brilliant!

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Thank you Linda ๐Ÿ™‚

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  11. jwdwrites Avatar

    Ha ha, some things never change ๐Ÿ˜€

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      It’s the one thing that might stop the robots taking over the world, the bugs in the software!

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