IAIN KELLY

CHRISTMAS PARTY

Impetuous Iain faced ignominy when, after several false starts, he rashly pinned his lips on Jolly Jennifer’s mouth in the middle of the dance floor. The footfall of the crowd faded as onlookers backed away and waited for the bomb to explode, which it duly did. In retaliation, Jennifer delivered several slaps to Iain’s head, gave him a push and used her foot to trip him up, and as he fell, pinned him to the ground, before she was dragged away and Impetuous Iain’s life was saved. It was not the jolly Christmas party he had hoped for.


Written for #FOWC, hosted by Fandango Todayโ€™s prompt word was:ย Impetuous.ย Also linking up with Pensitivity’s #ThreeThingsChallenge, with the words: SEVERAL, PIN and FOOTFALL; The Word of the Day Challenge (Bomb) and Your Daily Word Prompt (Jolly).

I look forward to Christmas 2021, when all those Christmas Office and work parties will be back on the agenda!


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27 responses to “CHRISTMAS PARTY”

  1. joyroses13 Avatar

    LOL! Poor Iain! Is there a little truth in this fiction? ๐Ÿ™‚

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Lol, not so far,but there’s always next year! ๐Ÿ˜‰

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      1. joyroses13 Avatar

        ๐Ÿ˜‚

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  2. Mason Bushell Avatar

    Ouch! You see this is why I’m 35 and never been kissed. I know full well if I ever tried I’d wind up in the hospital! Good festive tale Iain.

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Thanks Mason – you never know until you try though!

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      1. Mason Bushell Avatar

        True, I don’t think it’ll ever happen for me though. seven years as a bartender and socialite never saw me spark a love connection. Now I’m a lonely hermit with no chance.

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  3. pensitivity101 Avatar

    Thanks for the inclusion Iain.

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar
  4. Mister Bump UK Avatar
    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      He deserved it!

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  5. magickmermaid Avatar

    ๐Ÿ˜€ That’s one party he won’t forget!

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      And won’t be allowed to forget, I’m sure!

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  6. magickmermaid Avatar

    PS I’m hoping the character’s name was just a coincidence. ๐Ÿ˜€

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      It was alliterative, that was all. I promise!

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  7. Liz H Avatar

    DON’T dance under the mustletoe!!

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Not unless you want kissed! ๐Ÿ˜‰

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  8. Fandango Avatar

    You canโ€™t blame a guy for trying, I suppose. ๐Ÿ˜‚

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      God loves a trier!

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  9. relaxitsallwrite Avatar

    You don’t know unless you try! Fun one, Iain ๐Ÿ™‚

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Exactly! Thank you ๐Ÿ™‚

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  10. lindakempwriter Avatar

    Oh dear! Did Impetuous Iain have too much to drink, perchance? ๐Ÿ™‚

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Always safest to blame it on alcohol if it all goes wrong ๐Ÿ˜‰

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      1. lindakempwriter Avatar

        Indeed ๐Ÿ‘

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  11. Oluwatosin Okupa Avatar
    Oluwatosin Okupa

    Whoa! It feels like he got an extra Christmas gift. ๐Ÿ˜‚

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      One that he wasn’t expecting!

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