IAIN KELLY

CAT-ASTROPHE

It had worked. The strategically placed books – Hugo, Zola, Harari – showing his new colleagues he was an educated reader. A man of philosophical thought. A last minute decision to move Michael J. Fox and some puzzle books into view showed he also understood modern culture and had thoughtful pastimes.

Even the cat showing up had worked in his favour, got some laughs, extracted declarations of cat-loving from several of his new team.

Then the laughter changed. They weren’t listening to him. Hands covered smirks. There was pointing. He turned to see the cat pushing a book into view: ‘Satisfaction: The Art of the Female Orgasm.’

Call disconnected.


Copyright Dale Rogerson

Written for Friday Fictioneers hosted by Rochelle Wisoff-Fields (more detailsย HERE). The idea is to write a short story of 100 words based on the photo prompt (above).

To read stories of 100 words based on this weekโ€™s prompt, visit HERE.

73 responses to “CAT-ASTROPHE”

  1. neilmacdon Avatar

    That made me laugh. Thanks, Iain

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Pleasure Neil

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  2. Sadje Avatar

    Very clever twist.

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Thanks Sadje

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  3. Michael Avatar
    Michael

    I had to smile, as they say, the best layโ€™s plans.

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Zoom calls rarely go to plan!

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  4. rochellewisoff Avatar

    Dear Iain,

    Can’t help but laugh at this one. And maybe blush a little as well. Prescient cat, that one. ๐Ÿ˜‰

    Shalom,

    Rochelle

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Thanks Rochelle, the cat knows how to embarrass its owner ๐Ÿ˜‰

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  5. quiall Avatar

    HAHAHAH!! Loved it!

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      ๐Ÿ˜‰ thank you!

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  6. trentpmcd Avatar

    lol, as I was reading through titles I missed that one. To me it shows that he puts his partner’s pleasure above his own, so I don’t see a huge deal ๐Ÿ˜‰ Good one

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Ha, thanks Trent!

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  7. Dale Avatar

    Buahahahaha! When Rochelle asked for this picture, I considered cropping it further.. ahem… maybe I should have…

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Then I would have lost my punchline! ๐Ÿ˜„

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      1. Dale Avatar

        There is that… so. You’re welcome!

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      2. Iain Kelly Avatar

        ๐Ÿ˜‚

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      3. Dale Avatar

        ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚

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  8. pensitivity101 Avatar

    This is so funny!

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Thank you Di ๐Ÿ˜Š

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  9. granonine Avatar

    This one had me laughing. I would think everyone would be interested in that title ๐Ÿ™‚

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Certainly a book we could all learn from ๐Ÿ˜‚

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  10. Liz Young Avatar

    And what’s wrong with a man studying female orgasm? ๐Ÿ˜‰

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Nothing, but maybe not in front of work colleagues ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜…

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  11. Inside the Mind of Isadora Avatar

    Chuckles, Iain … Cats like kids have a way of embarrsaing us
    like when they use the litter box when you have guests. LOL
    Fun story … Isadora ๐Ÿ˜Ž

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Thanks Isadora ๐Ÿ˜Š

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  12. msjadeli Avatar

    HAHAHA! I wish you could hear me laughing. That little stinker. I’m sure everyone has that secret stash of books that aren’t meant to be seen by others’ eyes.

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      One or two! Happy it gave you a laugh ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

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  13. theministryofshrawleywalks Avatar

    Oh my, how many times have we seen awful politicians trying to bug them selves up these last 2 years, fortunately for us we can tell they are Twits by the slurry coming from their mouths

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  14. magickmermaid Avatar

    ๐Ÿ˜€ Another workplace zoom call gone wrong!

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      It’s a genre all on it’s own now!

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  15. GHLearner Avatar

    Laughed out loud about the cute and clever setup. The colleagues should respect him even more though. I bet female colleagues would have applauded.

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Haha perhaps you are right! ๐Ÿ˜Š

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  16. draliman Avatar

    Ha! The perils of Zoom. And he prepared so carefully too. I have a Doctor Who bobblehead in view on my shelf!

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Zoom has given a new insight into people’s lives for sure!

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  17. Sandra Avatar

    Hilarious, Iain. Great take.

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Thanks Sandra ๐Ÿ˜Š

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  18. Bill Avatar

    And such a well-trained cat at that. Fun one, Iain.

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar
  19. Keith's Ramblings Avatar

    A pussy cat with a sense of humour! Nice one, Iain.

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Thanks Keith

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  20. plaridel Avatar

    i can’t understand why he’d get dinged for that. oh well. ๐Ÿ™‚

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  21. Danny James Avatar

    Trying to tell you something?

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Put up to it by a wife or girlfriend perhaps!!

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  22. ahtdoucette Avatar

    Little mischief maker! Aw…

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Thanks Anne ๐Ÿ˜Š

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  23. Margaret Avatar

    Funny story. I’m thinking that cat knew what it was about – maybe wanting a bit more attention? About the book display – I actually always try to see what’s on the bookshelves behind people when they are interviewed for TV in their offices. It really is quite interesting.

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      It has opened up a whole new window into people’s lives. Thanks Margaret

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  24. Patricia Clair Avatar
    Patricia Clair

    I read this quite literally two minutes before getting onto a Zoom call! So funny – thanks for the giggle!

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      You’re welcome, glad you enjoyed ๐Ÿ˜‰

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  25. jillyfunnell Avatar

    A very neat and appropriate story for the Zoom era – l love the bookshelves and other stuff behind people I see interviewed on TV.

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      It’s fascinating to see what people read. Thanks Jilly

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  26. Nobbinmaug Avatar

    Brilliant! I got a good laugh out of that one. I noticed that book, too, and got a laugh out of it being co-written by a man. That’s next-level mansplaining. “Let me tell you how your orgasm works.”

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Thank you. I’m sure it would make for an interesting and revealing read!

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  27. Laurie Bell Avatar

    Oh no!
    Hahaha brilliant
    Bloody cats! They’ll find your weakness and expose them. This was a fun read

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Thanks Laurie ๐Ÿ˜Š

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  28. authorfleurl Avatar

    Brilliant! Ohhh no…and I thought someone in the background farting was embarrassing…A fun read!

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Thank you ๐Ÿ˜Š

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  29. Vartika Avatar

    Oh no.. that was a cat-astrophe.. good one

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Thank you ๐Ÿ˜Š

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  30. i b arora Avatar

    interesting selection

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  31. Natasha Avatar

    That was indeed such a damper for him.
    Poor fella! And then to have people judge him from across the screen. (I’m assuming it was a Zoom call lol!)

    This was funny and the cat was out of the bag, literally!

    Throughly enjoyed the twist to the tale, Iain.

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Thank you Natasha ๐Ÿ˜Š

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  32. Sascha Darlington Avatar

    lol That was wonderful, Iain. Gotta love all of the possibilities (good and bad) of the Zooming world!

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      It has been a whole new world. Thanks Sascha

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  33. larry trasciatti Avatar

    Oy that must have struck all the new people as a smidge too forward and risque..even for a cat

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      On a first meeting, for sure!

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  34. Anita Avatar

    The cat ruined it by making it obvious!
    There really is a book with the same title ๐Ÿ™‚

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      There is – not one I have read though ๐Ÿ™‚

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  35. joyroses13 Avatar

    LOL!! Too funny!

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Thank you ๐Ÿ™‚

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      1. joyroses13 Avatar

        You are welcome!

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