IAIN KELLY

ESCAPE HATCH

He jumped from the fourth floor.

This was exactly why he had built the escape hatch in wall of the office for. He crossed his arms across his chest and slid out feet first, speeding downwards, bracing for the impact against the cushioned platform on the ground.

He bolted across the street, sprinting for safety. Cars screeched and skidded to avoid the hurtling figure.

He dared to glance back and saw her at the window, holding her coffee, gaping after him. She shouted: ‘If you miss this strategy meeting, you’ll never work here again!’

Perfect. Exactly the solution he was hoping for.

Copyright Lisa Fox

Written for Friday Fictioneers hosted by Rochelle Wisoff-Fields (more details HERE). The idea is to write a short story of 100 words based on the photo prompt (above).

To read more stories of 100 words based on this week’s prompt, visit HERE.

43 responses to “ESCAPE HATCH”

    1. Iain Kelly Avatar
  1. Reena Saxena Avatar

    That’s a lot of trouble to quit a job and boss 🙂

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Worth the trouble though, nice to go out in style!

      Liked by 1 person

  2. neilmacdon Avatar

    I liked the trouble he went to in order to get the sack. Ingenious. Though, he could just as easily have spat in her coffee

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Better to go out in a blaze of glory! Thanks Neil

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  3. rochellewisoff Avatar

    Dear Iain,

    That’s exactly how I felt the day I left my job for the last time. Free at last! Good one.

    Shalom,

    Rochelle

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      It’s how I would like to leave! Thanks Rochelle 🙂

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  4. Tannille Avatar

    I think he watched one too many cartoons. Fun story.

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      If only life was like a cartoon! Thanks!

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  5. msjadeli Avatar

    Cute! Double entendre but in an existential way.

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Thank you! 😊

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      1. msjadeli Avatar

        You’re welcome 🙂

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  6. Keith's Ramblings Avatar

    Gone, but never to be forgotten! Nice one Iain.

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  7. magickmermaid Avatar

    He definitely made a grand exit that no one will forget! 😀

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Go out in style!

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  8. Dale Avatar

    Guess he wanted to be remembered for something… that was quite the plan. Hope he has something else lined up!

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Might as well make a scene if it’s time to quit! Thanks Dale 😊

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  9. Tracey at Whatsfordinnerdoc.com and TraceyDelaplainMD.com Avatar

    Funny. I thought he was leaving a one nightstand. Also tricky, I have to assume.
    Tracey

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Maybe he’s had practice 😉

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  10. Danny James Avatar

    One way of getting out of those boring meetings.

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Yep, they would drive some to react this way! Thanks Danny.

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  11. Rowena Avatar

    Iain, please don’t show my husband this story. He’s had a gutful of all that goes on at the university and being a network engineer, I could see him and his entire team including his immediate boss building something like this as a parting gesture to the CIO.
    Great and dramatic story
    Best wishes,
    Rowena

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Thanks Rowena, yep, I was imagining something similar for my own work situation at the moment. Fortunately in a couple of weeks I finish one job and move on to the next, which will hopefully be an improvement.

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  12. plaridel Avatar

    he left in style. i wonder what’s next for him. 🙂

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Hopefully something better!

      Liked by 1 person

  13. Bill Avatar

    Oh, Iain, I can very much, at least metaphorically, relate to this. Given the “great resignation,” I am not alone. Well done escape story. 🙂

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Thank you Bill 😊

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  14. granonine Avatar

    If he hates meetings as much as I do, I don’t blame him a bit for setting up his escape route 🙂

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      No one likes them, and yet we all seem to have to suffer them! Thanks Linda.

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      1. granonine Avatar

        I’ve often thought that the only one who really likes meetings is the one doing the speaking 🙂

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  15. creatingahome Avatar

    Seems like very extreme measures to quit a job though.

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Sometimes extreme is the way to go!

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  16. Laurie Bell Avatar

    Bahahahaha oh my gosh! This is exactly what I want to do on meeting days at work!

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Pretty much every day at work for me right now 🙃

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  17. draliman Avatar

    Ha, that’s what I call a resignation!

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Going in style!

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  18. Margaret Avatar

    That’s what you call a grand exit. Good on him. I can tell he’s been planning that for quite some time. I love the energy and pace of this. Great fun.

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Thanks so much Margaret

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  19. GHLearner Avatar

    What a great piece of misdirection. There I was thinking of spies and crimes… but what an exit. 😉

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Thank you 😊

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  20. Nobbinmaug Avatar

    I’ve heard of a lot of creative ways to quit a job. This might be the best.

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      If only I had a slide to jump down!

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