THE MOOSE’S REVENGE

It was supposed to be a quiet getaway to escape the festive season.

‘You don’t think it will take away from the rustic charm?’ I tried.

Nothing could dampen his enthusiasm for twinkling fairy lights.

‘Some on the moose’s antlers?’

‘He’s lost enough dignity as it is.’

He tottered on the chair trying to hook the string of lights on. The chair toppled over. He hung onto the neck. I could hear the straining creak.

After the crash faded and dust settled, I managed to prise the heavy moose head off him.

‘There’s a moose loose about this hoose.’

He didn’t see the funny side.

Copyright Alicia Jamtaas

Written for Friday Fictioneers hosted by Rochelle Wisoff-Fields (more details HERE). The idea is to write a short story of 100 words based on the photo prompt (above).

To read more stories of 100 words based on this week’s prompt, visit HERE. For anyone not from Scotland or the UK, there was a popular television advert a few years ago for Wine Gum sweets that involved a Scottish laird in an old castle with an infectious tagline and tune – ‘There’s a Moose, Loose about this Hoose’ (house) – all to rhyme with ‘juice’! It featured a moose head on the wall, which the prompt reminded me of. If you really want a treat,you can view it on YouTube HERE.

A bit of unexpected recognition for ‘The Barra Boy’ last week – a letter from my Member of Parliament thanking me and wishing me well! Not something I ever expected my writing to achieve, but very welcome encouragement!

‘The State Trilogy’ and ‘The Barra Boy’ available now.

59 responses to “THE MOOSE’S REVENGE”

  1. Great use of the fairy lights in the prompt, Iain

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    1. The indignity of it all!

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  2. Thanks for the giggle. I wasn’t expecting that. Hoots Mon.

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    1. Thank you. I was going to call it ‘Hoots Mon’, but I that might have been a step too far for the US FriFic readers!

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  3. Dear Iain,

    It sounds like he should’ve left the moose alone. Love moose loose in the hoose. 😉

    Shalom,

    Rochelle

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    1. Thanks Rochelle 🙂

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  4. He didn’t see the funny, but I did! LOL! Great one!

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  5. Laughing at that, Iain, didn’t expect to see Lord Rockingham here!

    PS eventually read ‘The Barra Boy’ and thought it was terrific. I’ll put comments on Amazon and Goodreads when I get a minute.

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    1. 🙂 It’s funny what sticks in the memory – 30 years ago that advert apparently! So glad you enjoyed the book, and all positive reviews welcome. Still plan to get to your novel once my current pile of books to read clears! Hope all has been going well with it.

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  6. A moose without a sense of humour lol.

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    1. They always look pretty deadpan to me 🙂

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  7. He’ll be even less amused now you’ve told everybody about his unfortunate accident!

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    1. He might laugh about it one day!

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  8. Funny story, Iain, and I like your Seussian rhyming in it. Congratulations on getting official government recognition for your book!

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      1. You’re welcome!

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  9. I loved Barra Boy, no surprise that others who have read it do too.
    Fun story today.

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    1. Thanks so much Dawn 🙂

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  10. Poor moose!
    Famous amongst pollies. Now go change the world. 😀

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  11. 😂😂 It was a Mid-Winter’s Night’s Dream!! Let me me guess his name…

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  12. This made me laugh, thanks! The second to the last line is a gem.

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  13. “There’s a moose loose. . . .” This was great fun, from the first to the last 🙂

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  14. HAH … you tickled the funny bone with this one, Iain.
    Fun take on the prompt.
    Isadora 😎

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  15. Haha! I could see it all unfolding.
    A funny tale, Iain.

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  16. well, i can’t fault him for failing to find the humor in it. 🙂

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    1. He will one day… maybe

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  17. No sense of humour! I loved your take on the prompt Iain and I’ve forwarded a like to the Maynard’s ad to a Scottish friend. They are a proud lot.
    Best wishes,
    Rowena

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  18. Great story Iain, made me laugh, and thanks for the reminder of that song when I was little my mum and dad had an old gramophone and they used to play this it was on a 33rmp had to look it up….dancing here again 😅 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzBU56riS68

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    1. Thank you – glad the reminder brought back happy memories for you!

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  19. Loved the last line. Made me chuckle. Congratulations on your recognition. You deserve it, Iain!

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    1. Thanks so much Brenda 🙂

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  20. Hahaha well I sure saw the funny side! A good laugh out of this one. I’m thinking maybe that’s enough fairy lights.

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  21. Funny story. Beware the antlers!

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  22. Great story! I’d be the one trying to add the lights to the Moose’s antlers.

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  23. That was great fun. Wonderful take on the prompt. And congrats to the recoginition!

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  24. Haha. Of course not. Poor guy. Nice one.

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  25. This was a fun read, Iain, especially the line about a loose moose…

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