The man arrived in reception and shouted his name. 'Guy?' He stood up and walked towards him, 'Hello.' 'This way, we haven't got much time.' Odd, he thought, his interview for a BBC accountant job wasn't for another twenty minutes. They hurried along corridors. 'It'll be Karen interviewing you. Just give her the answers and … Continue reading THE WRONG GUY
'You're a meme!' said Agnes. 'A what-what now?' said Archie. 'A meme. That photo of you from Christmas last year?' 'The one where I was dressed up in your...' 'No, not that one.' 'Because that was just for playing the dame in the panto.' 'Yes, dear. No, the one where you opened the present from … Continue reading CONFUSED ME(ME)
He tried not to tense. Stay relaxed, but focussed. He was sweating in the warm sun, the droplets of moisture ran into his eyes. He blinked them away and carried on. Almost there. He skilfully removed the bone, held between the small tweezers, from the opening in the arm and when he drew the instrument … Continue reading OPERATION LOCKDOWN
This was war. Storm the capital. Tear down the barricades. Release the hounds of hell. This was his crucible. He would destroy them. Save the country and his people. He was armed and dangerous and ready. He waited for the signal. The signal to war. The message blipped up onscreen: DeathDestroyer23452 has signed in. 'Yo, … Continue reading MODERN WARFARE
New Year. New me.Resolutions. Not new ones. The same ones as last year, but this time I'm going to stick to them. Get up, get moving, shift the pounds, feel the burn. No more lounging around the house in pyjamas. Dress for success. Productivity is the key. New stationery organised. Ready for work. Not sure … Continue reading STATIONARY STATIONERY
