Tag: comedy
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BEHIND CLOSED DOORS
‘She’s at it again.’ ‘You’re going to get yourself in trouble. Get away from the window.’ ‘She can’t see us. If she could she would draw her curtains.’ ‘Who is it this time?’ ‘Another man. Don’t recognise him, must be a new client.’ ‘At least it isn’t a woman. The things she does with them.’…
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LIFE’S A BEACH
‘Just a little further.’ He insisted on getting away from the crowds. Somehow, she was carrying the picnic, the towels and the buckets and spades. ‘Here’s the perfect spot,’ he declared. He stood admiring the ocean while she organised the towels and applied sun cream to all. ‘You kids go off and build a sandcastle.…
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BLOCKED PIPE
‘Try it now,’ called Archie from the kitchen. Agnes turned the outdoor tap. A solitary drip appeared. ‘Any better?’ ‘Still not working. Can we call a plumber now?’ ‘No need for that, I can fix it. Just be patient.’ Archie came out and handed her a small hammer. ”Try tapping it, see if we can…
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THE MOOSE’S REVENGE
It was supposed to be a quiet getaway to escape the festive season. ‘You don’t think it will take away from the rustic charm?’ I tried. Nothing could dampen his enthusiasm for twinkling fairy lights. ‘Some on the moose’s antlers?’ ‘He’s lost enough dignity as it is.’ He tottered on the chair trying to hook…
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SIGHTSEEING IN THAILAND
‘It’s not a race!’ called Somchai. Lamai redoubled her efforts, breaking into as much of a sprint as she could muster while pulling the occupied rickshaw. ‘Watch out for the hole!’ She swerved in front of him, the rickshaw threatening to topple over. Somchai took evasive action to avoid careening into the back of her.…