Pete was well known around the local area. No matter where he set up his market stall a crowd would gather. Pete could sell anything to anyone: air conditioning units, bike parts, chopsticks, fake tattoos, parking meters. When his stall illegally blocked a street, the police were called. They left with a packet of fudge, … Continue reading PETE’S MARKET STALL
'Are we there yet?' Archie asked. He was feeling claustrophobic in the hermetically-sealed caravan. Agnes peered out the kitchen window as the countryside whizzed by along the autoroute, 'Not yet, just passed Paris.' 'Maybe we should have picked somewhere closer than the Mediterranean?' 'You wanted warm sunshine and the beach.' Agnes brought the coffee over … Continue reading A CHANGE OF SCENERY
Floating along on a bed of epicurean marshmallows, Malcolm IV, king of the giant gerbils, nibbled on a lovely stilton and ordered the destruction of Paris by his army of flying pigs armed with lances and flame throwers. In the Kingdom of the Glowing Eggs, the latest crop of chimeras - half voluptuous maidens, half … Continue reading IN THE LAND OF THE GIANT GERBILS
'The ship, Sir, she's listing badly!' 'Thank you, Lieutenant!' As if he needed to be told, as he tried to maintain his balance. Damn that reef, and that fool of a helmsman. 'She's still taking on water, Sir, they can't stem the flow. Should we abandon ship, Sir?' They both knew what it meant for … Continue reading WRECKED
A note sat next to the baking tray. For the best Daddy in the world. 'They're very colourful. You decorated them all by yourself?' A shy nod of the head. He was going to have to eat one of them. 'Which one should I have?' The pudgy finger pointed at a biscuit covered in a … Continue reading DOING YOUR DUTY
Iain Kelly 