TO KILL A MOCKING BIRD

The power saw sliced through the panel at the wrong angle.

‘Dammit.’ The latest mishap during the garage renovation.

The myna bird laughed. Definitely a laugh this time.

Three days it had perched, mocking his every calamity.

‘Funny, is it?’ he asked. The yellow beak cachinnated.

He put some seed in his hand. The myna cocked it’s head and hopped towards him.

He grabbed it tight.

‘Think it’s funny now?’ he asked as he turned the power saw back on.

***

Two operations later his thumb was reattached.

There was a flash of yellow and a cackle at the hospital window.


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Copyright Douglas M. McIlroy

Written as part of the Friday Fictioneers challenge hosted by Rochelle Wisoff-Fields (more details HERE). The idea is to write a short story of 100 words based on the photo prompt (above).

To read stories of 100 words based on this week’s prompt, visit HERE.

130 responses to “TO KILL A MOCKING BIRD”

    1. Thanks Neil, I sense there will only be one winner here.

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  1. Dear Iain,

    Painfully good. You taught me a new word. Cachinnate…and who does it last does it best. 😉 Great title.

    Shalom,

    Rochelle

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    1. Many thanks Rochelle, I do like ‘cachinnate’ – a shame it has fallen out of use.

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      1. The pity is that, at least over here, is that proper use of the English language as fallen out of use. (two uses is one sentence…oy)

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      2. Not just over there I can assure you 😦

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  2. Either way that’s kind of dark. He could have just shooed the bird outside. Ouch.

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    1. That would have been the sensible thing to do…

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  3. Ha! Birds always win!!

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  4. How to kill a mocking bird? Not in the way he attempted! Such a shame he became a victim of his own deadly plan! A great story, Iain.

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    1. I let him keep his thumb so hopefully he’s learned a lesson!

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  5. Birds are much smarter than people thing. This is wholly believable.

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    1. And they have a plan…

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  6. Thanks to you, I learnt a new word today! Cachinnate. Great story, Iain!

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  7. Loved the use of cachinnate. Looks like a case of instant karma 🙂 Loved the twist and the mynah. Never mess with Nature.

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    1. Absolutely, nature will win everytime, Thank you 🙂

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  8. Cachinnate. Always keen to learn a new/old word. Got what it deserved

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  9. Don’t mess with the bird!

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  10. I echo the others! Thanks for Cachinnate! I know more of one person this applies to…
    As for the end result. Can’t say it doesn’t serve him right… 😉

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    1. You’re welcome Dale, glad you liked it 🙂

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  11. This made me smile. And “cacchinate”? Love the word–never saw it before!

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    1. Thank you – it sounds like the laughing noise a small bird would make I think.

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      1. I just looked it up. It means to laugh loudly and immoderately, like a kookaburra
        https://youtu.be/UXA0-YAoo9Q

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      2. That is exactly how I imagine cachinatting! 🙂

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  12. Am I a bad person for laughing?
    Nice story, Iain!

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    1. Not at all, he deserves to be laughed at a little 🙂

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  13. Do not use power tools, or attempt aviacide, while angry… I watched looney tunes as a kid, I know the Myna always wins.

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    1. Sound advice, thanks Trent!

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  14. I’m a bird-lover; the ending is perfect.

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    1. Thanks Susan, we;re all on the side of this little bird 🙂

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  15. Wow. He could have just wrung his neck or something. Birds…never liked them as pets. Way too messy.

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    1. I feel a bit sorry for birds that are kept in a cage when they could be out flying anywhere they pleased – or terrorising annoying humans!

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  16. Karma, I suppose. Great story!

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  17. This is a demonic bird..eek!

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    1. He’s got a grudge about something, definitely.

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  18. Great story, Iain!! I loved the way it was structured.

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    1. Thank you Rosemary, very kind 🙂

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  19. Ha! I thought I knew what was coming, then you snuck that twist in at the end! Nicely done, Iain – that cheeky bird gets to laugh another day 🙂

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    1. Thanks Lynn, glad I can still throw a surprise in!

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      1. Oh, yes indeed! 🙂

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  20. Lol! As scr4pl80 says, wringing was a logical option, but men and tools . . . I think the lesson here is to always use the proper tool for the job. I would have recommended the garrotte. 😉

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    1. Wow, well I don’t think he was thinking logically at the time. If only he’d had a garrotte lying around in the garage! Thanks Sue 🙂

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  21. Wow! The bird really knew how to take care of herself .
    Brilliant, Iain.

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    1. Thanks Moon, yes, he’s not new to this game 🙂

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  22. Ouch! Hope it’s a painful lesson learned. One thumb up, Iain. (Other one’s not yet healed :D)

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    1. I get the feeling he’s too stubborn to have learned and that bird is still circling…

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  23. So very fun! I thought “Poor bird!!!” then laughed. Does that make me a bad person? Well done.

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    1. Not at all, everyone seems to be enjoying it, so unless we’re all bad people…?!

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  24. And the bird wins! Yeah! Well done!

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    1. Thanks Jelli – I couldn’t bring myself to let the man win!

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  25. The last to laugh gets the worm… I shouldn’t laugh but I do

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    1. You are not alone, thanks Bjorn

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    Love the tittle! I wasn’t sure if I should laugh but I did. He deserved what he got. Nice writing.

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    1. Everyone else seems to be laughing, so join in I say! 🙂

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  27. At first I thought I wasn’t going to like the ending… but then I smiled! I think he learned his lesson! 🙂 Sorry, no pity here!

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    1. He’s not getting a lot of pity from any direction! Thanks Joy.

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  28. poor chap. obviously, his lack of sense of humor did him in.

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    1. Or his poor DIY skills! Many thanks.

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  29. I laughed, I cried, I laughed again 🙂
    I also had to Google “cachinnate” – it’s the first time I’ve seen the dictionary describe a word as “rare”.

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    1. Glad you liked it, an emotional rollercoaster. It’s a lovely word, a shame it is not used more.

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  30. Never mess with nature.

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    1. Definitely not. Thanks for reading.

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  31. Fun story, Iain, and a new word for me too.
    Bad news is I think your title might have been used before.

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    1. Thanks CE. There is an added ‘space’ in the title that changes the meaning of it from the more illustrious original. It’s the little things that make me smile 🙂

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    2. Perhaps, To Maim a Mocking Bird

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  32. I think I seen the title somewhere before, but I like your story better. Great take on the prompt, made me chuckle.

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    1. Thank you, I don’t think mine comes close to the original – a true masterpiece!

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  33. Loved the story, with the surprise funny ending. I’m going to buck the trend and side with the DIYer, though, mainly because I hate anyone watching and offering “feedback” when I’m trying to be a handyman. Also, I lived in South Africa for a while (post-apartheid) and the mynah is an introduced species which has become a pest, wreaking havoc with native birds. I think the same problem affects Australia.

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    1. I know what you mean about someone watching you while you work, so annoying. I think the mynah has a bad reputation in quite a few countries for being introduced and then causing problems.

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      1. Funnily enough I got the sharp end of my wife’s tongue tonight, for hovering while she was printing some photos. I should practise what I preach.
        The mynas are in a similar position to the grey squirrel, I suppose.
        That said, after I’d posted my earlier comment, I realised the irony of a white European like me commenting on the impact of introduced species on indigenous ones. Best to move on?

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  34. Oh hahaha i was worried for the bird then… well back to its mocking best 😁

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    1. He’s a crafty one 🙂

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  35. Great title for the flash and the picture and great flash 🙂

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  36. Oooo, creepy and good!

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      1. You’re welcome.

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  37. I don’t think our protagonist has heard of the Darwin awards. 🙂
    I’m always wondering if I should be laughing at these…

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    1. Absolutely, I was when I wrote it 🙂

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  38. Ah, how good it is to see someone as devious as myself in writing.
    Horror, or close to it, loved it!
    Mine: https://kindredspirit23.wordpress.com/2017/10/12/birds-of-a-feather-flock-me/
    Scott

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    1. Thanks Scott, glad you liked it.

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  39. Got me hooked on the title. Can’t tell you how much I worship that book.

    And then I read your story! Very clever use of the title and great take on the prompt.

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    1. Thank you – I also love that book 🙂

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  40. I recall a similar incident when my son was about eight. He was misbehaving and I went to cut a switch. Damn near cut my finger off.

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    1. Never do DIY when in a bad mood id the lesson here.

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  41. Ouch! That hurts! Of course, he didn’t see that.
    But the bird gets to fly, live and play mischief for 1 another day.
    Enjoyed the story Iain.

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  42. Oh dear. Classic case of cutting off your thumb to spite your bird.

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  43. well I loved it even without the ending twist – amazing how so much was already in there at that point.
    and ouch!

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  44. LOL. Hoist by his own, methinks. Okay so the bird was annoying, but a bad workman is always a bad workman. I loved seeing your fun side in this. And thanks for the new word; now where to use it….

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    1. You’re welcome. Thanks for reading. A bad workman always blames his tools, and the annoying mynah bird!

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  45. Serves him right! Well written tale Iain.

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  46. Throwing a cloth over the cage would have been a better idea!

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