IAIN KELLY

IN PRAEPARATIONE

‘Not going to help you much when the flood comes, Noah,’ they sneered at the conspicuous life raft parked in front of the church.

Little did they know. Underneath the building, Pastor Michaels rewired the circuit breaker for the thousandth time. ‘I’ll be ready.’

He took another gulp of moonshine, swayed, tripped over his toolbox and a flailing elbow banged the Master Deployment lever.

He heard the rumblings. ‘Here comes the flood!’ he yelled and passed out.

Across the street they watched as the church raised itself up upon a giant inflatable airbed. A sail unfurled from the cross on the steeple.

The airbed exploded with a loud bang. Splintered wooden planks showered the earth from the heavens.

Copyright Lisa Fox

Written for Friday Fictioneers hosted by Rochelle Wisoff-Fields (more details HERE). The idea is to write a short story of 100 words based on the photo prompt (above).

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40 responses to “IN PRAEPARATIONE”

  1. neilmacdon Avatar

    But the idea was sound

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      God or climate change, at least he’s thinking ahead.

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  2. Sandra Avatar

    You can’t get the airbeds these days…

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Cheap imports flooding the market…

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  3. rochellewisoff Avatar

    Dear Iain,

    Thank you for the morning chuckle. I could picture this. 😀

    Shalom,

    Rochelle

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Thank you Rochelle, aim achieved 🙂

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  4. Bear Avatar

    You had me a bit hopeful… that is, until the end. What a way to go. Gotta watch out for those stills… they’re very unstable. Probably why they’re hidden so far away from the house. LOL!

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      It’s a dangerous game 😉

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  5. Liz H Avatar

    Timing is everything. 😆😆

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      The pastor has a knack for it 🙂

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  6. granonine Avatar

    Oh dear. So funny, yet very sad at the same time. Reminds me of a paper I did for my master’s–“Alcoholism and the Church.” I found a little book, in my research, called “Staggering Steeples” 🙂

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Great title for a book on the topic! 🙂

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  7. msjadeli Avatar

    I like how you used the flood (of falling debris) here. The best laid plans of mice and drunks…

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      It all made perfect sense in his moonshined mind!

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      1. msjadeli Avatar

        It always does 😉

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  8. Keith's Ramblings Avatar

    As they say, the best-laid schemes o’ mice an’ men gang aft a-gley., or something like that!

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Sounds about right! Thanks Keith

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  9. Miles Rost Avatar

    Someone forgot to get the inspector out to see if the airbed could handle the dead load.

    Well done!

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Thanks Miles, I think our dear Pastor may have been skipping some regulations! 🙂

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  10. trishsplace Avatar

    Great story. And I like the new layout!

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Thanks Trish

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  11. Brenda's Thoughts Avatar

    I imagined the scene and had a chuckle. It’s good he was so sauced he didn’t know his plans went awry. Well done!

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Hell of a sore head though! 😉

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  12. Bill Avatar

    Fun story, Iain.

    Reminds me that the Ark in Williamstown, Ky. was damaged by excessive rain. They are suing the insurance company. Maybe this Pastor Michaels was part of the design team. 🙂

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Ha, that was a great story. Thanks Bill

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  13. Alicia Jamtaas Avatar

    This made me laugh. It either served him right or served him wrong depending on the outcome the reader wanted. Well done.

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Thanks Alicia 🙂

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  14. plaridel Avatar

    sadly, it didn’t work. but you can’t blame him for not trying. 🙂

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      God loves a tryer.

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  15. CGraith Avatar

    Very interesting story with an unexpected conclusion.

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  16. Michael Humphris Avatar
    Michael Humphris

    You had me smiling, what a picture you painted.

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Thanks Michael, job done 🙂

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  17. Laurie Bell Avatar

    Oh dear, that moonshine will get you every time! He certainly had a plan but perhaps not a sound one!

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Better to have no plan than a bad one, maybe?!

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  18. Bernadette Braganza Avatar

    Just when it seemed that his preparations were successful.

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Best laid plans! Thanks Bernadette

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  19. creatingahome Avatar

    If wishes were horses, …. pigs would fly and churches would float away in the sky no debris to shed.

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar

      Perhaps in his drunken dreams!

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