"Man 'Definitely' Saw Aliens!" "Doctor 'Heals' With Touch Alone!" "Scientists 'Travel' Back In Time!" The Editor-in-Chief threw the papers across the room as he spat out each headline. "It would be nice, just once, to have a front page that was genuine and didn't require quotation marks for legal reasons." "Remember we did try that, … Continue reading WOMAN ‘PROVES’ NESSIE EXISTS