Iain Kelly

Fiction Writing

THE BALLOON

Here he comes, full of bluster, just like his president.

He wasn’t ruining the holiday exactly, but every time that bellowing voice approached the pool area, the patrons visibly slumped.

‘Mornin’ y’all!’ He hefted his great bulk onto a lounger. ‘S’cuse me, boy! A little refreshment over here!’ The pool boy reluctantly answered the beckoning call.

‘I can’t take another day of this,’ I said to Cassandra.

We had come to relax and recover from the start to the year.

‘Hot air balloon?’ Cassandra raised an eyebrow.

I had resisted, now I agreed.

Might as well make use of all the hot air blowing around.

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Copyright Ronda Del Boccio

Written for Friday Fictioneers hosted by Rochelle Wisoff-Fields (more details HERE). The idea is to write a short story of 100 words based on the photo prompt (above).

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94 responses to “THE BALLOON”

  1. Anthony North Avatar
    Anthony North

    There’s a lot of it around at the moment. Nice one.

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar
      Iain Kelly

      A pandemic in itself. Thanks Anthony.

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  2. neeltheauthor- author of WHEN LIFE THROWS THOSE CURVE BALLS Avatar
    neeltheauthor- author of WHEN LIFE THROWS THOSE CURVE BALLS

    ALL bluster, must say!

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar
      Iain Kelly

      Thanks Neel

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  3. neilmacdon Avatar
    neilmacdon

    At least he said “scuse me”. Manners maketh the man

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar
      Iain Kelly

      True, it’s more than most can manage these days.

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  4. Tannille Avatar
    Tannille

    Now that’s recycling! Great last line.

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar
      Iain Kelly

      Ha, thank you 🙂

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  5. ceayr Avatar
    ceayr

    I like that your title doesn’t refer to the thing that flies!

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar
      Iain Kelly

      I’m not sure it is just a Scottish insult, or whether the rest of the world would use it in the same way, but it is a Scottish use that I am quite proud of!

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  6. justjoyfulness Avatar
    justjoyfulness

    Hahaha 🙂 Good one! I too took up the hot-air theme. I suspect there will be a lot of those 🙂

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar
      Iain Kelly

      The picture does suggest it, doesn’t it! 🙂

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  7. Dragon Warrior Avatar
    Dragon Warrior

    Your writing style is great and I especially loved the last line.

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar
      Iain Kelly

      Thank you so much

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  8. pensitivity101 Avatar
    pensitivity101

    Like it Iain. We’ve all met them!!

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar
      Iain Kelly

      Glad it’s not just me who seems to think I am cursed to always end up with them!

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      1. pensitivity101 Avatar
        pensitivity101

        🙂

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  9. rochellewisoff Avatar
    rochellewisoff

    Dear Iain,

    Full of hot air is definitely a universal term. I’ll have to remember balloon. Rhymes with buffoon, doesn’t it? Good one.

    Shalom,

    Rochelle

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar
      Iain Kelly

      Thanks Rochelle. It’s perhaps a Scottish (or even Glasgow) thing that we would call someone who is full of hot air a balloon, always preceded by an expletive. We also apply it equally to those we dislike and between friends if they disagree on something! 😉

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      1. rochellewisoff Avatar
        rochellewisoff

        It works. It just might become part of this yank’s vocabulary. 😉

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      2. Lynn Love Avatar
        Lynn Love

        Oh, love that! Never heard it before but I’ll gladly use it now 🙂

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      3. Iain Kelly Avatar
        Iain Kelly

        Perhaps it only works in the harsh West of Scotland accent 😉

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  10. Sadje Avatar
    Sadje

    Ha! Good one Iain.

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar
      Iain Kelly

      Thank you 🙂

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      1. Sadje Avatar
        Sadje

        You’re welcome 😉

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  11. J Hardy Carroll Avatar
    J Hardy Carroll

    Boy I hear you there! Well done

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar
      Iain Kelly

      Thank you 😉

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  12. Lynn Love Avatar
    Lynn Love

    Nicely done, Iain. Definitely worth the price and the slight risk to balloon away from this ‘balloon’ 🙂

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar
      Iain Kelly

      Thanks Lynn 🙂

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  13. magickmermaid Avatar
    magickmermaid

    Great story! There’s quite a lot of hot air from a certain orange balloon…… 🙂

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar
      Iain Kelly

      There’s a few about at the moment! 😉

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  14. Anita Avatar
    Anita

    That’s smart usage of the hot air around!
    We need more such resourceful persons for our world! 🙂
    Stay safe!
    A Whole New World – Anita

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar
      Iain Kelly

      Thanks Anita

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  15. joyroses13 Avatar
    joyroses13

    Ooh yes! LOVE it! 🙂

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar
      Iain Kelly

      Thank you 🙂

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      1. joyroses13 Avatar
        joyroses13

        You are welcome! I like how your stories may be fiction but they have really in them!

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  16. granonine Avatar
    granonine

    I am more than ready to be done with the hot air circling the globe. A cool-down would be wonderful!

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar
      Iain Kelly

      Wouldn’t it just, but it seems to be non-stop at the moment.

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  17. Nobbinmaug Avatar
    Nobbinmaug

    Well played.

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar
      Iain Kelly

      Thanks 🙂

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  18. msjadeli Avatar
    msjadeli

    Incisive and entertaining, Iain. I think he should go up in the balloon, get real high in the sky, then have a projectile-assisted malfunction over shark-infested waters.

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar
      Iain Kelly

      Wow, harsh, lol 🙂

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      1. msjadeli Avatar
        msjadeli

        🙂

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  19. MrBinks Avatar
    MrBinks

    They’re everywhere aren’t they. Nice take!

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar
      Iain Kelly

      I’m surrounded! Thanks for reading 🙂

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  20. EagleAye Avatar
    EagleAye

    Haha! Love it. I took my story in the same direction. I guess you can’t pass up an opening like that. 🙂

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar
      Iain Kelly

      Thank you 🙂

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  21. Na'ama Yehuda Avatar
    Na’ama Yehuda

    LOL! Perfect! Yep – if we could harness all the hot air going around here now, we’d be able to lift off the world into another galaxy …

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar
      Iain Kelly

      Thank you 🙂

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  22. michael Avatar
    michael

    Iain that is a great use of hot air, but what happens when he takes nap

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar
      Iain Kelly

      I’m sure there are plenty of others who could take his place. Thanks Michael

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  23. Tina Stewart Brakebill Avatar
    Tina Stewart Brakebill

    If only that hot air actually could be put to good use 🤣

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar
      Iain Kelly

      Think of the energy we could generate!

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      1. Tina Stewart Brakebill Avatar
        Tina Stewart Brakebill

        Yep 😬

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  24. Dale Avatar
    Dale

    Hah! Good one.

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar
      Iain Kelly

      Thanks Dale

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  25. theministryofshrawleywalks Avatar
    theministryofshrawleywalks

    I’ve met people like that, rings perfectly true, good stuff.

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar
      Iain Kelly

      Thank you

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  26. JoHawkTheWriter Avatar
    JoHawkTheWriter

    I didn’t know that meaning for balloon. Learn something new every day.

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar
      Iain Kelly

      Thanks Jo

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  27. draliman Avatar
    draliman

    Ha, a welcome break. Clever use of “hot air”. If they could stand it, they could take that chap along and save fuel!

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar
      Iain Kelly

      If he had a mute button, sure!

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  28. plaridel Avatar
    plaridel

    i love the sneaky kind of humor. well done. 🙂

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar
      Iain Kelly

      Thank you 🙂

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  29. Keith's Ramblings Avatar
    Keith’s Ramblings

    If he bumps into a gasbag there’ll be an almighty explosion!

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar
      Iain Kelly

      🙂 Thanks Keith

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  30. Gabriella Avatar
    Gabriella

    I think I might have agreed to a hot air balloon ride myself. Some folks can ruin anything.

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar
      Iain Kelly

      Thanks Gabriella 🙂

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  31. Liz Young Avatar
    Liz Young

    I’ve felt like that on many an occasion – ‘Beam me up, Scotty!’

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar
      Iain Kelly

      When you need a holiday from the holiday! Thanks Liz

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  32. Laurie Bell Avatar
    Laurie Bell

    I’m with them, get away while you can. Hopefully the two and a lovely peaceful time floating around

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar
      Iain Kelly

      Thanks Laurie, any peace is welcome at the moment!

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  33. pennygadd51 Avatar
    pennygadd51

    Bad enough to be on holiday with the balloon, but just suppose you were on lock-down with him? Nice story, Iain

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar
      Iain Kelly

      That would be a nightmare. I imagine there are a few people re-evaluating relationships after lockdown! Thanks Penny.

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  34. ahtdoucette Avatar
    ahtdoucette

    Oh my. I’ll admit, I was thinking of this metaphor too. That’s not the only issue I have with the idea of flying via heated air, but … yeah. I like down to earth people, people with whom I may not always agree but at least they’re willing to stand for something. It’s important to stand up for things. Like civil rights, including my right to never get into a hot air balloon. Hope you have a great week!

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar
      Iain Kelly

      Ha, thanks Anne 🙂

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  35. trishsplace Avatar
    trishsplace

    Loud people spoiling the peace, got it. Full of hot air, got it. Beam me up Scottie, in a balloon!

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar
      Iain Kelly

      There’s no escape! Thanks Trish.

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  36. James McEwan Avatar
    James McEwan

    The trouble I notice is the Americans who are all bluster and loud don’t know other people exist. I stayed at a holiday hotel in Aruba and I noticed that even the wife of a particular US person kept away from him at times.
    I will point out that this was an isolated case.

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar
      Iain Kelly

      Thanks James. I should add I think the British can be just as bad!

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  37. Russell Gayer Avatar
    Russell Gayer

    I’ve always wanted to ride in a hot air balloon, but I’m afraid if the air came from a politician it would have a terrible smell.

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar
      Iain Kelly

      Eeeewww!

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  38. Psychic-Medium-Author Ronda Del Boccio Avatar
    Psychic-Medium-Author Ronda Del Boccio

    Good story. I had such fun riding in that balloon.
    Ronda

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar
      Iain Kelly

      Thanks Ronda!

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  39. Woman walking Max Avatar
    Woman walking Max

    Lots of hot air at the moment ! I like the witty way you tell the story .

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar
      Iain Kelly

      Thank you

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  40. Björn Rudberg (brudberg) Avatar
    Björn Rudberg (brudberg)

    Alas .. this hot air will not make you fly, it will bring you down like a Lead Zeppelin

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar
      Iain Kelly

      That’s the feeling about the whole world at the moment. Thanks Bjorn.

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  41. Dawn M. Miller Avatar
    Dawn M. Miller

    Haha…that’s one way to get away from it.

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar
      Iain Kelly

      Thanks Dawn 🙂

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  42. magarisa Avatar
    magarisa

    The last line is priceless! 🙂

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    1. Iain Kelly Avatar
      Iain Kelly

      Thank you 🙂

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  43. tedstrutz Avatar
    tedstrutz

    Good one. Stakeout. But, was it really the old lady across the hall?

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  44. that little voice Avatar
    that little voice

    Welcome to that little voice and thank you for following my blog.

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