Tag: toilet roll

• MAKING A MARK

  

  ‘It seems they broke in and found themselves indisposed.’ ‘Indisposed?’ ‘The toilet, Sir.’ ‘And this is the best chance we have?’ ‘Yes, Sir. No fingerprints, no footprints, no strands of hair. A professional job.’ ‘Except they forgot to flush, eh? Not brought up right.’ ‘No, Sir. We’ve extracted three pieces of loo roll. One is…

  Iain Kelly

  03/02/2021

  #fowc, creative writing, Fiction, Friday Fictioneers, Short Story

  #fowc, break-in, burglary, comedy, creative writing, crime, DNA, evidence, example, Fiction, Flash Fiction, Friday Fictioneers, humor, humour, investigate, literature, loo, loo roll, police, Short Story, skidmarks, story, toilet humor, toilet humour, toilet roll, Writing, writing prompt

• A FUTILE LIFE

  

  It was time to give up. Admit defeat. Accept the desolation. The whole thing was futile. Life was futile. It was just another thing, on top of everything else, that made him angry about this year. A year of pandemic, riots, protests, more Brexit, more Trump, more Boris. Was it no wonder the country was…

  Iain Kelly

  25/09/2020

  creative writing, Fiction, Short Story, Three Things Challenge

  #threethingschallenge, 2020, 3TC, brexit, creative writing, Fiction, Flash Fiction, futile, humiliation, humor, humour, literature, mad, pandemic, panic, panic buying, short, Short Story, story, supermarket, tall, Three Things Challenge, toilet paper, toilet roll, top shelf, Writing, writing prompt

• LOCKDOWN

  

  Shutters down, windows boarded up, phone disconnected. Four months since the lockdown began, enough food and toilet paper for another year. Tap, tap, tap. What is it? She won’t risk finding out. Until then, she will stay in the basement. *** Agnes knocked on the door again. ‘Let’s go,’ said Archie. ‘It’s been two weeks,…

  Iain Kelly

  01/04/2020

  creative writing, Fiction, Friday Fictioneers, Short Story

  after, agnes, Archie, basement, black comedy, comedy, coronavirus, creative writing, dark, drabble, Fiction, Flash Fiction, food, Friday Fictioneers, humor, humour, isolation, literature, lockdown, Short Story, story, toilet roll, Writing, writing prompt