Tag: toilet humour

• MAKING A MARK

  

  ‘It seems they broke in and found themselves indisposed.’ ‘Indisposed?’ ‘The toilet, Sir.’ ‘And this is the best chance we have?’ ‘Yes, Sir. No fingerprints, no footprints, no strands of hair. A professional job.’ ‘Except they forgot to flush, eh? Not brought up right.’ ‘No, Sir. We’ve extracted three pieces of loo roll. One is…

  Iain Kelly

  03/02/2021

  #fowc, creative writing, Fiction, Friday Fictioneers, Short Story

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• A VERY BRITISH DAY OUT

  

  ‘Authentic Beach Barbecue’ the leaflet had assured them. Archie had his doubts. The nearest beach was at least thirty miles away for a start. Just another anomaly in the zoo that combined as an amusement park. Two pasty-looking teenagers wheeled out trays covered in tinfoil and started unwrapping the precooked food. Agnes perched herself on…

  Iain Kelly

  10/06/2018

  creative writing, Flash Fiction, Short Story, Sunday Photo Fiction

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• THE ELEPHANT’S ARSE

  

  ‘This, ladies and gentlemen, is the new exhibit I am most proud of.’ The group of dignitaries, sponsors and critics gathered round, those at the back craning their necks to get a clearer view. Hans Schiedt was extremely proud of the natural life museum he had been brought in to reinvigorate. The old building had…

  Iain Kelly

  13/05/2018

  creative writing, Flash Fiction, Short Story, Sunday Photo Prompt

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